✨Kaitou Joker Chat✨

Headcanons

Spade takes a solid hour to shower. At sleepovers he'd hog the bathroom while the rest of the crew is outside waiting in a long line trying not to lose their minds

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Queen once disguised herself as a judge just so she could get free cake samples in a baking competition

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Each father's day, Haruka would bust open her piggy bank to collect her savings, then use it to buy her Dad gifts

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Hyakkimaru almost got caught singing "Dancing Samurai" in his room, luckily he hid when he heard footsteps coming his way

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Lupin has a collection of rubies which he uses to deceive his opponents using decoys

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Hachi disguises himself to join in international cooking competitions. He wins most of the time

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Rose's snack routine consists of making 200 apple pies at 2 am

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Akai's sleep position is the same as a corpse's. Meaning to say, he sleeps frozen stiff, unless someone hugs him

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Shadow almost bloody rained a dentist for calling his teeth weird

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Rei sleep-sings at 4 am. Whenever she does that, Kira would be ready to pelt her with a pillow

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Whenever she's free, Ai likes to mess around with Spade's hair. She'd brush it and try all sorts of different hairstyles on him

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Simon sneaks into Blue's ship every weekend. He doesn't disturb him by biting his neck, instead, he admires the sleeping pirate and leaves before the sun rises

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Joker claims he doesn't need anything to help him fall asleep, but in reality he doesn't want to sleep unless he gets to hug Phoenix

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When nobody is looking, Kira would try to bust open vending machines and take the coins in them

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Inspector Oniyama would always have a big romantic gesture ready for his wife on Valentines Day, like give her a bundle of flowers or take her out for dinner