✨Kaitou Joker Chat✨

Color my face

Akai: Joker, Spade, what are you guys doing to your face?

Akai: Joker, why are you tracing your scar with a purple pencil?

Akai: And Spade, what's that you're putting on your eyes?

Joker: First of all

Joker: Why are you watching us?!

Joker: Second, this "purple pencil" is called an eyeliner

Spade: and this pink stuff on my eyes

Spade: is called an eyeshadow

Akai: eyeliner? eyeshadow?

Akai: what's that?

Joker and Spade: It's called makeup

Joker: I use this to cover my scar

Spade: and I use this to looks even more beautiful ;)

Akai: This "makeup" makes you beautiful?

Spade: yeah

Joker: wanna try it?

Akai: umm... sure

(After a while)

Queen: hey guys! I'm back from the bakery!

Rose: we bought some strawberry cake!

Cyan: I watched them

Joker: Come here, check this out!

*Queen, Rose, and Cyan approaches Joker and Spade*

Queen:

Rose:

Cyan:

Joker: so, what do you think?

Spade: we're amazing, right?

Cyan: I-is that Phoenix?!

Queen: wtf

Rose: So Kawaii~❤️❤️❤️

Queen: why?

Spade: we couldn't help ourselves

Rose: good thing Phoenix agreed to this

Akai: agreed to what?

Queen: wait, you don't know what you look like?!

Akai: give me a mirror

Akai:

Akai: WTF?!

Akai: I thought you we're only gonna put makeup on me!

Akai: I didn't agree to a hair change and a dress!!!

Spade: Hey! It was Joker's idea to dress you up like that!

Joker: what was I supposed to do with the dresses I have in my closet?!

Joker: Besides, they look cute on you~

Akai: *blushing*

Rose: Phoenix is turning red!

Akai: no I'm not!

Queen: Hey Joker, wait...

Queen: did you say YOUR DRESSES?!

Joker: yeah, why?

Queen:

Rose:

Cyan:

Joker: hey, don't think I'm gay!

Joker: I just like to cross dress, that's all

Akai: I can sense a lie

Joker: shut up, yawning jerk