✨Kaitou Joker Chat✨

Fang

(Joker is out stealing a new wifi box to replace the old (burnt) one)

(Real life conversion)

Gabriel: *sleeping*

Akai: *Gets curious about Gab's fang that sticks out of her mouth*

Akai: *Carefully sneaks into Gabriel's room*

Akai: *stares at it* *tries to touch it-*

Akai: OWWW!!!!

Hachi: *runs to where Phoenix is*

Hachi: What's wrong, Phoenix-san-

Akai: HACHI, HELP ME!!!

Gabriel: *still biting Akai's finger* that's what you get for trying to touch my fang!

Akai: Let me go!!!

Joker: *arrives* *goes to Gab's room where he heard the yawning jerk's scream*

Hachi: Joker-san, thank goodness you're here, I need your help!

Joker: why? What happened?

Gabriel: This jerk here tried to poke my fang! So I bit him!

Akai: I was curious!

Hachi: Joker, we should help Phoenix-

Joker: *ROFL*

Hachi: *sweatdrop*

Gabriel: *lets go of Phoenix*

Akai: *Finger is now swelling*

Hachi: *gets first aid kit and treats Phoenix*

Joker: I've been wondering about your fang though, why do you have one?

Gabriel: I'm a half alien, and on our moon, it's normal that we have fangs

Akai: Wait, you're an alien like me?

Gabriel: only half. My mom is from earth and my dad is from the moon of another planet.

Joker:  do you have powers like Phoenix?

Gabriel: Not really. I only have immortality.

Joker: You're an immortal?! How old are you? 12,000? 34,000?

Gabriel: I'm 14

Joker: Oh

Akai: I'm older than her

Akai: call me Nīsan!

Gabriel: -_-

Gabriel: Basically, this is my 135th life-

Everyone in the room: 135th?!

Gabriel: When I "die", I actually just sleep for week then wake up then. I regenerate.

Akai: too bad

Joker: why?

Akai: I thought you would be dead soon

Gabriel: —_—

Gabriel: wanna be first, you chicken?!

Akai: it's on!

*Rumble! Crash!*
(Phoenix and Luna(Gabriel) are fighting around Joker's airship)

Joker: MY AIRSHIP!!!

Luna: Take this! *throws playing cards to Phoenix*

Phoenix: *burns them* Phoenix arrow!

Luna: *dodges them*

(This took at least 2 hours until Joker broke them up and locked them separately in a metal chamber for 7 hours to cool down)

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A/N: Luna is Gabriel's Kaitou name (Kaitou Luna) (怪盗ルナ)