Smaug: *doing something behind a huge pile of gold and humming softly*
DatWhovianGirl: *clears throat and grins* Hey Smaug! Watcha doing!?
Smaug: *mainly ahem girly screech and almost burns her* Holy thorin’s beard the heck was that!?
DatWhovianGirl: *smiles and waves* Smaug, what do you think of cake?
Smaug: Can you not see I’m busy? *holds up a tray of dwarf shaped cookies*
DatWhoviaGirl: What the-?
Middle_Earth_: *walks in* Smaug! I’m here now we can start? *smiles and waves at DatWhovianGirl before clambering onto his huge couch as Smaug grabs the cookie of Thorin and smashes it into a huge vat of vanilla ice cream*
DatWhovianGirl: What’s going on? *raises an eyebrow*
*Smaug grumbles at eats the ice cream covered cookie*
Middle_Earth_: He has problems-
Smaug: You asked me if I like cake *eats a ice cream covered Balin cookie* I freakin love them they’re delicious *cries and continues eating* dumb dwarves, stupid hairy toed dwarf why are these so freain delicious?
DatWhovianGirl: *muffles a laugh* So why are you here?
Middle_Earth_: Well he makes really excellent Kili cookies *grins* Smaug! The regular please!
Smaug: *hands me the kili cookie*
*cuddles in and whispers* I will never let you go
DatWhovianGirl: *backs up slowly* Well then *O.O*
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ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2
FanfictionPart 2 of more craziness, fabulousness, hilariousness (definitely not a word O_O) and more of your favourite characters from the beloved world of Middle earth :D
