*Smaug is doing whatever dragons are doing in their spare time……um gold hibernating? When LokisLilSister wakes him up*
LokisLilSister: *waves* What’s up?
Smaug: *sits up* DA HELL IS ‘WHAT’S UP?’ *sassy head flip*
LokisLilSister: *smiles* Well hey I was wondering if maybe I could live with you? Maybe you could share your gold? I promise to live with you forever, and be your queen if you’d like!
Smaug: *peers at her curiously* What colour is your necklace?
LokisLilsister: *looks at it* Oh this thing? It’s yellow why?
Smaug: *grins* I have a better offer. *spreads his wings* I give you until the count of 1, and then I will come after you for that necklace how does that sound?
LokisLilSister: *begins backing away* Um……why?
Smaug: *grins* 1….
*LokisLilsister runs out of the mountains screaming her head off as Smaug flies over head*
Smaug: THAT YELLOW NECKLACE, THOUGH! *BREATHES FIRE*
LokisLilSister: THIS NECLACE IS MINE, GOD DAMMIT!
*suddenly she hears a loud thump behind her and finds Smaug lying still on the floor with a black arrow embedded into his side*
Bard: *smirks* Got him!
LokisLilsister: *hugs his claw* Noooooooo! Smaug, I wanted to be your queen!
Smaug: *opens one eye and grabs the necklace* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT’S MINE NOW BITCH!
Bard: *high fives him* Dude, awesome stunt.
LokisLilsister: What the?
Smaug: MY PRECIOUS! *flies away with the necklace*
LokisLilsister: *sassy finger snaps* AW HELL NAW, *begins running after him* THAT’S MY NECKLACE, YOU OVERGROWN FURNACE!
Bard: *grabs a phone* Yeah hello? Smaug? Dude, we totally screwed up…..
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ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2
FanfictionPart 2 of more craziness, fabulousness, hilariousness (definitely not a word O_O) and more of your favourite characters from the beloved world of Middle earth :D
