ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2

Gimli and OrlaRae vs Thranduil and Legolas

RAP BATTLE! :D this is my first one, so please excuse it if it's absolute rubbish U_U

*Gimli is staring up at Legolas and Thranduil when OrlaRae joins him*

OrlaRae: *taps him on the shoulder* Hey gimli…..

Gimli: Not now lassie. They insulted my mother.

OrlaRae: what did they say?

Legolas: *grins* That his momma’s so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck

Thranduil: *sassy finger snaps* That’s right *bursts out laughing*

OrlaRae: *grins mischievously* Let’s see who’s gonna be laughing at the end *pulls out a pair of shades* Let’s do this;

Gimli: Hey listen up elven King,

I’m gonna see things right, 

You may be wearing the crown,

But you’re still in tights

OrlaRae: everybody knows,

That your hair’s a lie,

It’s cheap, it’s a wig,

You ain’t worth my time

Thranduil: Don’t think you’ve realised,

That I’m a competition,

Just look around you,

Not even one fanfiction

Legolas: Yeah I’ve seen your dad,

And also your mum,

Wait hold up a sec,

Was that even a woman?

OrlaRae: *steps forward*

Alright listen up,

This is how it goes

Ya’ll got nothing on me,

And that’s truth be told

OrlaRae: *puts on a pair of shades as she walks off*