Thorin, Fili and Kili think you are majestic, is this true? @TMNT221BHobbit

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*TMNT221BHobbit watches Thorin as he tells Kili off for stealing his robes again*

TMNT221BHobbit: *loud intentional sigh*

Thorin: can I help you *turns to face her, while Kili runs off with an armful of his robes*

Middle_Earth_: Idiot *chases after him*

Kili: MAJESTY WILL BE MINE, BACK OF GIRL *manages to clamber onto a wild elk which fabulously appeared out of nowhere* WE RIDE! 

Elk: 8definitely not elkcited* <----Failed attempt at a remake of ‘amoosed’ :(

Thorin: *facepalm* Where were we?

TMNT221BHobbit: Ummmmm *shakes head* Well Fili and Kili think that you are majestic, do you think it’s this true?

Thorin: What do you think? *faceplam as Kili rides past screaming, ‘GET YOUR HANDS OF MY MAJESTY’*

TMNT221BHobbit: *supresses a laugh* that’s not what I meant….

Thorin: *turns his back towards her* Well I guess you could say that Fili and Kili see me as a father figure and a leader and that-

TMNT221BHobbit: *sighs and watches as Kili rides past*

Kili: *trying to shake of Middle_Earth_ WHY WON’T YOU GET OFF? GO FASTER, LEGOLAS, FASTER!!!! *grabs it’s antlers*

Elk: Bitch, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT touch those antlers, unless you wish to die *-_-*

TMNT221BHobbit: O_O

Fili: O_O

Thorin: O_O

Middle_Earth_ *facepalm*

TMNT221BHobbit: Is no one normal here?

Kili: *runs past wearing a few robes and somehow is hair is a fabulous shade of pink* HAHAHAHA, AIN’T NOBODY’S GOT DA MAJESTY I HAVE *trips and falls on his face*

TMNT221BHobbit: Clearly not *-___-*

Middle_Earth_: I hear ya…..

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