*TMNT221BHobbit watches Thorin as he tells Kili off for stealing his robes again*
TMNT221BHobbit: *loud intentional sigh*
Thorin: can I help you *turns to face her, while Kili runs off with an armful of his robes*
Middle_Earth_: Idiot *chases after him*
Kili: MAJESTY WILL BE MINE, BACK OF GIRL *manages to clamber onto a wild elk which fabulously appeared out of nowhere* WE RIDE!
Elk: 8definitely not elkcited* <----Failed attempt at a remake of ‘amoosed’ :(
Thorin: *facepalm* Where were we?
TMNT221BHobbit: Ummmmm *shakes head* Well Fili and Kili think that you are majestic, do you think it’s this true?
Thorin: What do you think? *faceplam as Kili rides past screaming, ‘GET YOUR HANDS OF MY MAJESTY’*
TMNT221BHobbit: *supresses a laugh* that’s not what I meant….
Thorin: *turns his back towards her* Well I guess you could say that Fili and Kili see me as a father figure and a leader and that-
TMNT221BHobbit: *sighs and watches as Kili rides past*
Kili: *trying to shake of Middle_Earth_ WHY WON’T YOU GET OFF? GO FASTER, LEGOLAS, FASTER!!!! *grabs it’s antlers*
Elk: Bitch, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT touch those antlers, unless you wish to die *-_-*
TMNT221BHobbit: O_O
Fili: O_O
Thorin: O_O
Middle_Earth_ *facepalm*
TMNT221BHobbit: Is no one normal here?
Kili: *runs past wearing a few robes and somehow is hair is a fabulous shade of pink* HAHAHAHA, AIN’T NOBODY’S GOT DA MAJESTY I HAVE *trips and falls on his face*
TMNT221BHobbit: Clearly not *-___-*
Middle_Earth_: I hear ya…..
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ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2
Fiksi PenggemarPart 2 of more craziness, fabulousness, hilariousness (definitely not a word O_O) and more of your favourite characters from the beloved world of Middle earth :D