ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2

Smaug, do you know the Jabberwocky from Alice in wonderland? Daughter_of_Durin

Daughter_of_Durin: *struts her stuff into Smaug's new cave to find Smaug organising his gold* I didn't know dragons could have OCD!

Smaug: *turns around and gives Daughter_of_Durin a dirty look* what do you want, dwarvish scum.

Daughter_of_Durin: don't talk to me like that, not my fault that my dad's the king! *sassy finger snaps and hair flicks everywhere*

Smaug: don't care, your dad's an idiot for having so much gold. *mimics sassy finger snaps and hair flicks*

Daughter_of_Durin: whatever. (Meaning: I hope you catch fire, fall of a bridge into shark infested waters, eaten, and then slowly dipped into acid) I have a question for your gold hoarding ass.

Smaug: what is it, peasant? *inner Benedict/Sherlock coming out*

Daughter_of_Durin: well, I want to know if you know the Jabberwocky from Alice in Wonderland.

Smaug: PSSHH! The Jabberwocky?! That guy? *rolls on the floor laughing like a high-ena (a high hyena)*

Daughter_of_Durin: what's so funny? He's another dragon... *scrunches up face in disappointment*

Smaug: he used to be one of my friends...

Daughter_of_Durin: *growing impatient of this melarky* seriously! Just spit it out!

Smaug: ok. Well, a couple of years ago... Y'know... Before he got his head cut off... The Red Queen and I decided t- *bursts out laughing*

Daughter_of_Durin: *bitchface* shut up and tell me.

Smaug: *slightly offended* she and I decided to paint him black and freeze him in a tree forever!

Daughter_of_Durin: *continues bitchface* that's not even funny.

Smaug: well it was because before we did, he used to be Puff the Magic Dragon, so when he woke up, he thought that Alice was me!

Daughter_of_Durin: wait! WHAT?! YOU USED TO BE A GIRL?!

Smaug: *clamps a claw over Daughter_of_Durin's mouth* shh! No one needs to know that.

Daughter_of_Durin: oh my Eru! I am so telling everyone! *leaps free*

Smaug: please don't! Then the Red Queen will come after me and steal my Gold Station3! All of my favourite games are on there! *whinges like a child*

Daughter_of_Durin: I feel like I hardly know you!

*out of nowhere Thorin appears*

Thorin: what are you doing here Smaug?! Daughter, I will save you from this foul beast! *pulls out sword and poses majestically*

Daughter_of_Durin: you wouldn't hit a girl!

Thorin: I'm not going to kill you! *confused*

Daughter_of_Durin: I don't mean me, I mean Sm- *Smaug clams a claw over her mouth before she can say anything*

Smaug: she doesn't mean anything. *acts innocent* we were just going to play on my Gold Station3... *looks around awkwardly* Do you... Want to join?

Thorin: *drops sword* well in that case, sure I'd love to play. What are we playing?

Smaug: Lego Lord of the Rings.

Thorin: cool. You know that Gimli character... Apparently he is the son of Gloin... But he's too old in the game.

Smaug: I can't believe Legolas gets a part in it! Seriously! *goes on gossiping* Gandalf? Pssh! Why does he have two characters and not even a single dragon or troll?

Thorin: only two dwarves in this whole game! *starts ranting*

Daughter_of_Durin: *face palm* is this what you do in your spare time? I'm outta here!

~ Hi people, MadiB79 here. I wrote this for MJ because she is really struggling, so I wrote a chapter to lighten the load and give her some inspiration. I hope you guys enjoyed it and I'm sorry if it is god awful. I had fun writing this, I hope you had fun reading! 

Stay cool ;)