*Azog is looking for something when Daughter_of_Durin appears out of nowhere*
Azog: I would say I got scared, but in order for that too work I would need a heart *-____-*
Daughter_of_Durin: *waves hand dismissively* We’ll find you a heart later, but for now I need to ask you something!
Azog: Go on
Daughter_of_Durin: Well, why did you want to wipe the Durin’s line?
Azog: *grows pale* <---Is that even possible? O_O Well I uh would you settle for the line’ Because I’m evil?’
Daughter_of_Durin: *rolls eyes and smirks* Sauron already used that one.
Azog: *faceplam as he begins back away* Because I felt like it?
Daughter_of_Durin: *shakes head* Again….that was Sauron. What are you hiding?
Azog: Nothing?
Daughter_of_Durin: *snatches the object from behind his back* Scissors? Why would you need that for?
Azog: *takes them back and sighs* Fine! It was a dare……
Daughter_of_Durin: A dare? By who? Wait let me guess *-____-*
Azo: *nods* Saruman. He dared me to wipe out the line of Durin. And if I couldn’t I’d have to wear a wig…….. *nods towards the scissors*
Daughter_of_Durin: *shakes head* But why scissors? Can’t you but them….
*Suddenly Gandalf runs past*
Gandalf: YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR HANDS ON MY BEARD!
Azog: Made out of Gandalf’s beard *-____-* and also….
*Legolas runs past clutching a chest*
Legolas: YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR HANDS ON MY FABULOUS CLIP ONS. NEVER! *shrikes like a little girl and continues running*
Azog: *faceaplam* Legolas’s clip ons….*begins chasing after them* I’LL HAVE THAT HAIR, IF I HAVE TO WAX THEM OFF WITH HONEY!
Daughter_of_Durin: *somehow managed to clamber onto Legolas’s shoulders* RUN LEGOLAS RUN! TODAY WE RIDE!
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ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2
FanficPart 2 of more craziness, fabulousness, hilariousness (definitely not a word O_O) and more of your favourite characters from the beloved world of Middle earth :D
