ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2

Parody! LOTR Edition

Hiiii! ^-^ Haven't updated in a while so IIII thought I owe you guys a parody of one of the most popular ot at least well-known 2015 songs!!! :D Aaaaand the song I have chosen to fall victim to my LOTR parody lyric writing iiiiiissss *drum roll* What Do You Mean? by Justin Bieber! :D Mind you I didn't parody the whole song but I hope you enjoy! ^-^

~MJ Xx

GANDALF: *Enters Bag end* Where is the ring?

HOBBITS: Ohh Ohh Ohh

GANDALF: It is out of my sight; And I am shitting myself

Where is the ring!?

Frod-oooo

FRODO: You don't really wanna know

GANDALF: You better tell me Frodo

Where is the ring!?

FRODO: Since we're running outta time *looks over to his tea which is getting colder*

GANDALF: What do you mean!?

FRODO: Oh ohh ohh *looks guilty and shuffles away*

GANDALF: *grabs his collar* What do you mean? Better make up your mind! What do you mean!?

*Frodo passes out*

SAM: You're so freakin impatient, can't you see-e?

Tryin' to save his life from this heart atta-aack

GANDALF: Don't you know CPR or defibrillation!? *panics as Frodo starts frothing at the mouth and spazzing out*

SAM: *holds him close* Don't want for his life to end, how do I CPR?

GANDALF: First you wanna do mouth to mouth, then you comp-ress

 Oh wait CPr hasn't been thought up ye-t

First you go up and you go down-

SAM: He's not breathing!!! *trying to do CPR*

GANDALF: Oh I really wanna knoooow

What happened to him?

SAM: *tugs at his hair in frustration* Oh oh ohhh

He has swallowed the ring, put the blame on those twoooo *points at pippin and merry*

PIPPIN AND MERRY: It was a dare

MERRY: Hey yeeeeeah *wrinkles his nose as though trying to rememnber*

PIPPIN: We were completely wasted, so we dared Frodooo

MERRY: To swallow the ring  *grins sheepishly*

GANDALF: *frowns*Oh that is stu-pid

SAM: guys, lookhe's coming back to life

So help him up!

*Frodo sits up in a daze and looks around*

FRODO: Oh Oh Oh, I need to go! *pushes past veryone to go run to the toilet*

PIPPIN: And there's your ring *smirks until Gandalf hands him and Merry two trowels*

~DIALOGUE~

Gandalf: Go find it *nudges a protesting Pippin and Merry to the bathroom*

Sauron: *O.O* Wish I could unsee that