*Merry and Pippin are messing around when BilboRoth creep up on them*
Merry: THE CARROTS *looks down at the fallen carrots sadly*
BilboRoth: *supresses a laugh* No time for that! I need you two to do something!
Pippin: *smirks and nudges Merry* We’re up for a bit of mischief, so what will it be today?
BilboRoth: *grins mischievously* Well I dare the both of you to prank Thranduil
Merry: *laughs as he grabs her arm* Too easy
*Merry and Pippin lead her towards Thranduil’s kingdom. They find Thranduil resting up in a tree.*
Merry: Lose weight pip, the mushrooms are seriously weighing you down *winces as he helps him out*
Pippin: Shut it *reaches for two strands of Thranduil’s hair and ties it under his nose and climbs down*
Merry: *supresses a laugh* Would you look at that, King Heart of Ice has turned to King Dwarfsicle
Pippin: *bursts out laughing as Thranduil wakes up*
Thranduil: what the?
BilboRoth: RUN *tugs at their arms*
Pippin: *smirks* NICE WIG! WHAT’S IT MADE FROM? ELK HAIR? *bursts out laughing*
Thranduil: *shakes his fist* IT WILL BE MADE OUT OF YOUR HOBBIT FEET HAIR WHEN I CATCH YOU!
Pippin, Merry, BilboRoth: *starts running*
BilboRoth: *catches breath* That was ok I guess, I mean I thought the prank would be more-
*suddenly pippin and Merry appear above her riding an eagle as Gandalf walks by*
Pippin: HEY GANDALF!
Gandalf: What the….
Merry: DEAL WITH THIS SHIT *grins mischievously*
*KERSPLAT!*
BilboRoth: *bursts into a fit of laughter* There it is!
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ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2
FanfictionPart 2 of more craziness, fabulousness, hilariousness (definitely not a word O_O) and more of your favourite characters from the beloved world of Middle earth :D