Pippin and Merry I dare you to prank...Thranduil! @BilboRoth

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*Merry and Pippin are messing around when BilboRoth creep up on them*

Merry: THE CARROTS *looks down at the fallen carrots sadly* 

BilboRoth: *supresses a laugh* No time for that! I need you two to do something!

Pippin: *smirks and nudges Merry* We’re up for a bit of mischief, so what will it be today?

BilboRoth: *grins mischievously* Well I dare the both of you to prank Thranduil

Merry: *laughs as he grabs her arm* Too easy

*Merry and Pippin lead her towards Thranduil’s kingdom. They find Thranduil resting up in a tree.*

Merry: Lose weight pip, the mushrooms are seriously weighing you down *winces as he helps him out*

Pippin: Shut it *reaches for two strands of Thranduil’s hair and ties it under his nose and climbs down*

Merry: *supresses a laugh* Would you look at that, King Heart of Ice has turned to King Dwarfsicle

Pippin: *bursts out laughing as Thranduil wakes up*

Thranduil: what the?

BilboRoth: RUN *tugs at their arms*

Pippin: *smirks* NICE WIG! WHAT’S IT MADE FROM? ELK HAIR? *bursts out laughing*

Thranduil: *shakes his fist* IT WILL BE MADE OUT OF YOUR HOBBIT FEET HAIR WHEN I CATCH YOU!

Pippin, Merry, BilboRoth: *starts running*

BilboRoth: *catches breath* That was ok I guess, I mean I thought the prank would be more-

*suddenly pippin and Merry appear above her riding an eagle as Gandalf walks by*

Pippin: HEY GANDALF!

Gandalf: What the….

Merry: DEAL WITH THIS SHIT *grins mischievously* 

*KERSPLAT!*

BilboRoth: *bursts into a fit of laughter* There it is!

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