The_Owlery: Quick! Legolas, the fangirls are coming what do you do!?
Legolas: Simple my dear girl *puts on a pair of antlers and a brown sock over his nose before standing on all four as a hoard of fangirls run by screaming and shrieking their heads off*
The_Owlery: *looks surprised* Are you serio-? He's right here! Oh my god *facepalm* Fine, I guess you win this time Legolas...
Thranduil: Aaah there's my favourite elk! *grins and prances over*
The_Owlery: You can't recognize your own son!? *sighs and rubs her forehead* Elves, all beauty no brains
Thranduil: shush peasant! *grins and starts braiding Legolas's hair fondly*
Legolas: *purrs like a kitten but shakes his head quickly* No Ada she's right I-
Thranduil: Time for your daily walk! *hops onto his back*
Legolas: *shrieks and falls flat on his face* ADA! MY FABULOUS BACK!
Thranduil: *eyes widen* PRINCE GERMS! *falls off of Legolas*
The_Owlery: Oh my god I'm out! *storms off and shakes head muttering* How are you all so stupid!?
Legolas: *groans* Seriously....I need a hospital...
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ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2
FanficPart 2 of more craziness, fabulousness, hilariousness (definitely not a word O_O) and more of your favourite characters from the beloved world of Middle earth :D
