ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2

SPECIAL CHAPTER! Harry Potter vs LOTR

Hey guys it's Jade here. Despite feeling unwell I did promise a special chapter in my first book so here it is! I'm sorry if it took really long or if it's positively awful but I really felt horrible about not posting this promised chapter. so here it is, thanks for your understanding :) So without further ado......Welcome TO THE RAP BATTLE ARENA!

-MJ Xx

WillTreatyRA:

Listen up fools,

Harry Potter is the best,

You sure as hell got nothing on us,

We’re gonna put you to rest 

Legolas: *pulls out a pair of shades*

Legolas is my name

And fabulous is my game 

I got skills and a winner’s attitude,

We got no time for noseless dudes

Voldemort:

Yeah I’m a wizard, 

And you’re a prince,

But it’s plain to see,

Who’s wearing the tights

Gandalf: 

Yeah you think you’re the best,

You ain’t got anything on us,

Oh and just one other thing,

YOU…SHALL NOT PASS!  

Harry Potter;

Pfffttt everybody knows me,

It’s even in the title,

Think you got skills?

Pssshhhh you’re not even vital

iLoveMiddleEarth:

woah woah woah, let me rewind,

oh wait you guys ain’t worth the time

You’re all a lie, not even worth it,

So imma put it into a song for others to hear 

Fred and George:

You’re the fakes, not an original,

We are the twins, the makers of mischief,

*smirks over to Pippin and Merry*

While we give the tutorials, ya’ll better listen

Merry and Pippin:

Woah hold up there,

We’re the stars of this show,

We feature in all the stories 

Even one by TarwaRedwood ;) 

Dumbledore:   

While we prepared for war,

Where were you,

Oh yeah that’s right,

You were all hiding from a piece of jewellery   

Middle_Earth_: *squishes Frodo’s cheeks together*

Now listen up all of you,

Frodo is mine and that’s all true,

You think you all got skills,

But that’s all a lie,

So look out everybody,

While this talent shines.

Yeah sure in HP,

You’re all wizards,

But let me remind you,

Who was scared of a blizzard  <----(reference to voldemort being 'mist')

And yeah that’s right,

LOTR rules,

But it took a 3 foot creature,

And 3 hour movies, I mean come on some of us got school 

Now let me wrap it up,

This is how it goes,

Ya’ll got nothing on me,

And that’s truth be told……..BOOM!

So who do you think won? ;)