ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2

Bilbo, can I come over for dinner? ge0rg1aaa

*Bilbo is sitting outside Bag End staring off into the distance when ge0rg1aaa happens to pass by*

ge0rg1aaa: Bilbo! *runs up to him*

Bilbo: *smiles* Ah why hello young lass, how may I help you?

ge0rg1aaa: *smiles mischievously and places hands on hips* Well I heard you’re having a sort of dinner party tonight….. 

Bilbo: *grows pale* W-w-what are you talking about? *begins to back away* 

ge0rg1aaa: *shakes head* Gandalf told me….

Bilbo: *runs inside* Good morning!

ge0rg1aaa: *supresses a laugh* We will see….

A FEW HOURS LATER 

*the doorbell rings and Bilbo scurries off to answer it*

ge0rg1aaa: *grins* Hope you don’t mind but I brought a few of my friends…..

*que the dwarf stampede*

Bilbo: NOT THE CHEESE! *hugs a block of cheese* IT’S MIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEEE!!!! 

*Pippin and Merry toddle in, pretending to be drunk as they clamber onto the table*

Pippin: *struggles to lift Merry onto the table* Lay of the mushrooms Merry, I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING!

Merry: Yeah well you should lay off the midnight snacks. The air in there is toxic to all living things; I mean my nose hair wilts every time I walk in there.

Pippin: *growls and starts fighting*

ge0rg1aaa: *shakes head and supresses a laugh at the expression on Bilbo’s face* Well everyone’s here except for…… 

*Gandalf strolls in with a pair of shades*

Gandalf: *stands on the table and throws of his hat* EVERYBODY, THE PARTY DON’T START ‘TILL GANDALF WALKS IN! *begins singing to Gangnam style*

One mountain called Erebor,

One King called Thorin

One jewel called Arknestone

Let’s go out to find it 

Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks

I’m not a conjurer of cheap tricks! 

I’ve got a long grey beard,

Keep it secret keep it safe

I’ve got a long grey beard,

Keep it secret keep it safe,

I’ve got a long grey beard,

Keep it secret keep it safe,

I got a long grey beard,

Got a long grey beard

Thorin:
It’s a burg-aler

Smeagol: *appears out of nowhere*

We no likes it 

My pre-cious

Dwarves: HEY

My pre-cious

Dwarves: HEY! 

Thorin:

It’s dragon

I will kill you

With majesty!

With Majesty

Dwarves: HEY

Thorin: with Majesty ty ty ty 

Gandalf: *puts on the shades*

Wizard Gandalf style.

ge0rg1aaa: O_O……

This parody was made from another parody called, 'Wizard's Gandalf Style' and all of you need to go check that out if you haven't already X3 lol