Chapter 45: DIO Fights People He Didn't Even Know Had Died

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Kazuma quickly looked to DIO, in a state of clear panic and dilemma. "Uhhhh- DIO- We've got some company."

Y/N sighed, "What is it this time-" he began before seeing a small army of 25 soldiers and another 2 people. "Holy- Alright I'll take care of this."

"We'll help too!" Megumin yelled, wishing to use her Explosion magic. "I'm sorry, they're too close and approaching us too fast for you to use your magic, Megumin," Y/N stated while patting her head, knowing what she was planning to do. "What about us?" Kazuma asked, Aqua and Darkness behind him also wondering that question. 

Y/N paused for a moment. "Hmm. Maybe." he said, grabbing a few knives for the battle ahead. Y/N sighed as he got out of the cart, and did some light stretches. "What's wrong?" Aqua said, genuinely worried and curious.

"Oh, it's nothing. I just wish I had my road roller right about now . . . "

"Road roller-?"

"Actually that gives me an idea . . . Anywho, I'll be off to fight this battle! Don't get hurt should you all decide to join me in this endeavor." Y/N said, grinning. He was going to have a lot of fun.


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He was wrong. This was not fun. This wasn't fun at all. Nena, someone he didn't even know had died was now shooting her blood at him to cover him and kill him with her Stand, the Empress. Not only that, but Allessi, someone he also didn't think had died was also attacking him with his stand, Sethan. 

"I am beginning to grow very tired from this grapple . . . " Y/N said, angrily smashing the heads of 2 army soldiers next to him. To try and calm himself down, he tried to look on the bright side of things. This would all lead him closer to his end destination, Heaven. He would become the Holy Diver and control reality to defeat this MOTHERF&CKING PR!CK THAT DECIDED TO SEND 25 F#CKING SOLDIERS AT HIM, ALONG WITH MORE F%CKING STAND USERS.

He began violently ripping the soldiers apart and drinking their blood, which tasted absolutely dreadful to DIO but at the moment he did not care. He started freezing people as well, shattering them into fragments of their former forms. "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, YOU ALL ANNOY THE EVER-LIVING HELL OUT OF ME, SO I'M GOING TO TERMINATE ALL OF YOU AND SEND YOU TO OBLIVION!" Y/N yelled out as he crushed a soldier's head.

"Hey, aren't you a vampire? So like- you're dead?" One of them asked, asking about how they annoyed the 'Ever-living hell out of him.' Y/N turned to him, and used his Space Ripper Stingy Eyes to blast a f^cking hole in the man's head. He then continued his slaughter, throwing a knife into Nena's head, stopping her from sending out her blood clones. Allessi also suffered a similar fate, his stand being found troublesome to DIO since he now had multiple shadows to send out and rip Y/N to shreds. The army was almost entirely dead now, and Y/N performed one last chop to some poor soldier, slicing him in half. The entire 20-meter radius around him was covered in bodies and blood. He himself was covered in blood. 

"Uhh- You good DIO-?" Kazuma asked, he and Darkness having fought minimally, to be honest. Y/N just sighed and walked past him. He began to strip, taking off his jacket and shirt.

"W-What the hell are you doing? Do that in private!" Kazuma yelled.

" . . . What? Do you truly expect me to sully the wagon with all this blood on me?"

"Well-" Kazuma said, trying to grasp at another thought to tell DIO. "GAH! Aqua you agree with me right?" he said, turning to Aqua. However, Aqua wasn't paying attention to Kazuma and was too busy looking at DIO and covering her face, blushing. She wasn't covering her eyes really though and continued to stare at him.


"Oh for f&cks sake-"

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