DIO's blessing upon this wonderful world [Male DIO reader X Konosuba]

Chapter 33: Towerofgreyfuckingdies.mp4

Y/N DIO slammed open the mansion door, causing Aqua to fall off the couch. 

"KAZUMA, AQUA, MEGUMIN, DARKNESS! WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE."

"Sorry no-" Kazuma began before being suddenly launched into the wall by DIO.

"K-KAZUMA! BAKANA!" Aqua yelled before looking at Y/N.

"SILENCE WENCH, WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW!" He yelled to Kazuma.

"B-But DIO-Sama, why-?"

Y/N then teleported to Aqua, grabbing her shoulders.

"THE FUCKER STOLE MY LINES. THAT DEMON KING A$$HOLE IS GONNA PAY FOR THAT."

He let go of Aqua and went over to Kazuma, picking him up and yeeting him over onto the couch. Y/N then walked over to one of the walls, removing one of the stone bricks and taking out a book. 

"Ok so first we're going to have to find a couple of sinners. Thirty six to be percise, and then-"

"Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah there DIO, what the hell are you even talking about?" Kazuma yelled.

"Well Kazuma, I need to do something if I'm going to be powerful enough to defeat the demon king."

"What? Why are we-"

"Why not? We came here to defeat the demon lord did we not? Why can't we go-"

Kazuma stopped him. "We're not ready DIO. We don't have abilities like you, we're not time-stopping vampires like you are!" he said poking Y/N's chest. 

A few moments of silence passed, and Y/N spoke. " . . . I take it you're not coming with me-?" Y/N asked, looking at Kazuma, then Aqua, Megumin, and then Darkness.

A few moments of silence passed, and Y/N got up, getting ready to leave them behind.

"Listen DIO, I'm not saying we won't go with you. Just give us some time to let us process what's even going on." Kazuko said smirking.

Y/N smiled, looking at them. "Welp, I'll let you process for the next five minutes. Hope to see you all at the gate!" he said walking out.

"WHAT-"

。。。。。

Y/N walked down the road, stopping at an extremely large tree. 

"We'll be pausing here." Y/N said. They had been walking for a few hours, Y/N not allowing them to stop at all until this point. Y/N looked over to the side and saw a somewhat hurt and bleeding Jonathan.

"Jonathan how did-?"

"Not enough time to explain DIO! There's this bug attacking me and I think it's one of those 'stands' you taught me about."

"What kind of-" Y/N began but then saw a flying beetle fly towards them quickly. "Tower of grey." He said under his breath and he waited.

"DIO! IT IS I, TOWER OF GRAY FLY AND MY STAND, TOWER OF GREY!" Tower of grey yelled flying towards DIO. "YOU BETRAYED US, YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS WHO WOULD MOVE MOUNTAINS FOR YOU! PREPARE TO DIE, DIOOO!"

" . . . " Y/N DIO stopped time without saying anything. 

He simply walked over to Tower of Grey, and squished it between his two fingers. "This was basically a waste of my timestop." He said as time resumed. 

"Welp, thats one sinner down . . . "