DIO's blessing upon this wonderful world [Male DIO reader X Konosuba]

Chapter 17: DIO sings a little for Megumin

Y/N walked the halls over to Kazuma's bedroom. Seeing that the room was empty, he started walking over to Aqua's room.

Y/N sighed, "It's ridiculous that I, DIO, have to supervise these humans."

He eventually came to Aqua's door, and attempted to open it. Seeing it was locked, he knocked hard and fast. He heard a scream come from inside.

"Open the door. It is I, DIO."

The door slowly opened and Y/N walked inside, seeing Kazuma and Megumin together.

"I see you two found each other-" Y/N began but stopped.

The windows darkened, thousands of dolls covering it. 

"Everyone get behind the door, now!" Y/N yelled just before the window's broke, a swarm of Dolls invading the room.

"ZA WARUDO!"

Suddenly, most of the dolls were destroyed, and Y/N stood there panting slightly.

"We're leaving this room now." He said turning around and grabbing Megumin's and Kazuma's hand.

。。。。。

Both Megumin and Kazuma had to use the restroom, so Y/N stood outside while the two went to the bathroom.

Y/N paced between the two bathroom doors, and waited for them to finish.

More dolls started to approach, and Y/N simply waited for them to finish.

Kazuma walked out refreshed, but Megumin still was in the other door.

"G-Gah!" Kazuma yelled seeing the dolls.

"Megumin, if you could hurry up, it would be most appreciated."

". . . I-I can't, can you sing me a song or something Y/N or Kazuma . . ."

Y/N sighed.

"Kazuma, hold off the dolls."

"W-What?! Why me!"

"Obviously, your singing skills are going to be far inferior to mine."

"F^cking prideful vampire . . . " Kazuma muttered grabbing out his sword.

Y/N began to sing, and Kazuma struggled to hold the dolls off.

"Hurry up DIO!"

"Shukumei no rasutopēji ni sono ikari wo tatakikome, End of the world! sono chi no kioku-"

Megumin finally popped out, and the three began to run down the corridor.

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Later on, Aqua finally exorcised the house, and the dolls finally stopped chasing them. It was now the next day, and Y/N and Kazuma stood over the grave of the dead girl.

Kazuma was cleaning it, and Y/N was experiencing deja vu.

"Kazuma-san, DIO-san. Hello! Are you cleaning the gravestone? I'm glad they've allowed you to live here."

"Seriously. The landlord is such a nice guy. He's a life-saver. Oh, and by the way, sorry for all the trouble, Wiz."

"Not at all. I personally think this was for the best. I'm sure she won't be lonely anymore." Wiz said while looking at the grave.

"Yeah. I'm begging you, please don't cause any more mischief." He said praying.

Y/N simply stood there watching. He was thinking about when his father died, and how he stood over his grave.

He only snapped out of it when Wiz began to snap in front of his face.

"DIO-san? Are you alright?"

"G-Gah!" Y/N said nearly falling back.

"Oh! I'm sorry!" Wiz said.

"N-No, it's alright! I-I'm fine!" Y/N said while trying to recover.

What's up with me and stuttering?!

"Well, alright. I need to tend to the shop, so I'll be heading back for the day. Say hello to the others for me!" Wiz said walking away.

Y/N face-palmed, and sighed.

"Oi, Kazuma. Why do I keep stuttering?"

"Huh? Oh, is it because you're in lo-"

"ZA WARUDO."

Y/N was now in the house panting.

"I don't want to hear what he was going to say anymore." he said to himself.

Suddenly, Kazuma was yelling to Y/N's window.

"HA! DIO'S IN LO-"

"WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"