DIO's blessing upon this wonderful world [Male DIO reader X Konosuba]

Chapter 19: 『Space Ripper Stingy Eyes!』

Megumin trembled as she looked at the oncoming Destroyer with the others.

The Destroyer was a giant metal being. Several metal legs

"Holy crap! Please don't tell me we're absolutely screwed." Kazuma said.

"Please tell me you're up to this Wiz!" Aqua yelled to Wiz

"Please leave it to me Aqua-sama. Even though I may not look like it, but I am an extremely high ranked undead." She responded.

Megumin kept telling herself she was strong, and Kazuma attempted to calm her down. Meanwhile, Y/N and Darkness stood at the front, watching the Destroyer slowly approach them.

"HERE IT COMES!" Someone yelled.

Suddenly, Aqua's staff flew down from the heavens.

"Sakuredo Bureko Speru!" She yelled as golden and rainbow light blasted the Destroyer.

It slowly pushed the Destroyer back, but not enough to fully stop it.

Aqua screamed and doubled her efforts, knocking some people back from the sheer force of the blast. 

It broke through the barrier.

"Now!" Kazuma yelled to Wiz and Megumin.

"Megumin-san, together with me now!" Wiz said.

However Megumin was too scared.

"Oi oi oi!" Kazuma yelled, "what happened to your love for explosion magic?! Oh, I get it! Your Explosion magic is just too wimpy to blow up a piece of scrap metal!"

"What was that?! You just said the one thing even worse than mocking my name! I'll show you what a real explosion looks like!"

"Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh. Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundry, appear now as an intangible distortion! . . ." Both Wiz and Megumin yelled in sync.

"『E K U S U P R O S I O N』"

With the combined power of their explosions, the Destroyer was nearly fully destroyed. However, it wasn't enough yet!

"Looks like I'm needed . . . " Y/N said taking a few steps in front of Darkness.

"But what are you-?"

"I am going to create two pressurized jets of fluid that will shoot out from my eyes."

" . . . What?"

"I'm going to activate my lazar eyes!"

"Oh."

"It is time! . . . "

" 『S p a c e   R i p p e r   S t i n g y   E y e s !』 "

Two glowing 'lazars' shot out from Y/N's eyes, dealing the final blow to the Destroyer and causing a large explosion.

The destroyer crashed down in front of Y/N and Darkness.

"they did it!"

"Hooray!"

"Huzzah!"

Several voices yelled.

They were cut short when the Destroyer's eyes glowed red, and a voice said: "Excessive damage detected. Initiating self-destruction sequence. All hands please evacuate.

"Sh^t! Darkness, Y/N! We need to get out of here!"

"I cannot retreat until the enemy has been vanquished. A knight must never flee before her countrymen." Darkness said.

"What's more, I am exposing myself to a bomb massive enough to obliterate an entire city. What is this unparalleled arousal, glopping forth from my soul?" She continued, "Will I be able to withstand it? No, no matter how sturdy I may be, I could never get through unscathed." Darkness finished, panting and blushing excessively.

"Sorry Darkness, but I won't allow you to get in there." Y/N said.

"W-What? H-How-"

"Because I, DIO, am going in there!" Y/N cut her off.

"Look! It's that vampire guy! He's rushing in to save the city!" Someone yelled from the back.

"Don't any of you dare take this away from me! I, DIO, am going to vanquish this giant metallic beast!" He yelled loud to Kazuma and Darkness.

"DIIIIOOOOOOOO-SAN!" Wiz yelled to him. "If you can locate the central controller, you may be able to stop the self-destruct sequence!" she finished yelling to him.

"Alright! Got it! Find the central controller!" he yelled back to her.

Y/N rushed in, destroying parts of the Destroyer while he went though it.

"We should help him!" Wiz yelled as she ran to help him.

Kazuma and Aqua followed, and caught up with Y/N.

"Here it is!" Y/N said busting in.

The room was desolate and barren, with only a throne like chair. The chair held the skeleton of a man who'd died years ago.

Aqua read his diary, and they found out the guy who made it was a f^ckinig ret^rd. Hey, his words, not theirs.

"So now what do we do with this thing?" Kazuma asked.

"The coronatite (I swear to god if someone makes a Coronavirus joke.) is reaching the meltdown point." Aqua informed them.

"Can't you do something about this? Doesn't this happen all the time? Goddesses sealing away evil powers and all that?" 

"Goddesses can't do that. Get real. Hey, Wiz, can't you do something about this?"

"U-Umm, I could use teleportation magic to send it somewh-" Wiz attempted to say but got cut off by Aqua.

"Do it!"

"But I don't have enough mana!" she yelled.

Wiz then looked over to Y/N.

"Y-Y/N-san . . . " Wiz said putting her hands to his face, "I-If you don't mind . . . " She stuttered.

"Wh-What is it?" Y/N said, mentally chastising himself in his head for stuttering.

"Would you let me suck it out?"

"G-GAH!- . . . A-Ahem . . . Yes." He said after regaining his composure.

Wiz got close to his face . . .

and they . . .