DIO's blessing upon this wonderful world [Male DIO reader X Konosuba]

| Chapter 1: "Somehow . . . I, DIO, HAVE DIED." |

"This proves that no-one can surpass DIO!" Y/N yelled heartily after smashing Jotaro with a Road-Roller.

"Puny Humans! I shall rule you all! Bow before my knowledge and might!" He continues yelling.

Y/N stood at the top of the Road-Roller relishing in his victory against Jotaro and the Joestar bloodline. 

"Finally, after all these years . . . No one . . . CAN STAND IN MY WAY!" He yells out laughing madly

"Ahhhhhhh. Now, I shall suck the remaining blood from Jotato's dead body . . .Heh, If there's even any left!"

Y/N begins to do so but suddenly freezes. Unable to move

"N-Nani? M-my body . . . is slowing d-down. N-No, I cannot m-move my b-body!?"

"So I guess 11 seconds is your new limit" A voice said from behind Y/N

It was Jotaro!?

"I stopped time at the 9 second mark. That let me escape. Yare yare daze." Jotaro finished.

"B-But th-that's impossible!" Y/N stammers out struggling against the frozen time

"Now . . ." Jotaro says pointing at Y/N coldly

"It won't take even a second for me to finish you off!"

"I-Imposible! Y-You stopped time? Right at the end of my nine seconds movement . . . " Y/N says seething with anger

"How does it feel, DIO? Having someone approach from behind while you're unable to move a muscle? For you DIO . . . I have no pity at all." Jotaro said gripping Y/N's shoulder.

Suddenly, Jotaro kicks Y/N's legs with a sickening crack. Causing Y/N to go flying off the Road-Roller and onto the street.

Y/N lands with a thud, blood gushing out from his legs. He breaths heavily and looks up at the menacing Jotaro

"I don't feel even the slightest bit of compassion for you. However, finishing you off by beating you to death now would leave a bad taste in my mouth."

H-He's . . . Mocking me! 

Y/N smiles and laughs wickedly. "You, Jotaro, think like a human who has so little time to live about things tasting bad in your mouth, or living your life with no regrets . . . That kind of reasoning . . . IS AS COMPELLING AS RAT SH*T IN A BATHROOM! I will be your demise!" Y/N says rising slowly

I, DIO have only one thought that plagues me. and that thought is . . . . To be victorious and rule! That is all I need to feel satisfaction!

How I do it . . . 

"DOES NOT MATTER!" 

Blood from Y/N's wound squirts into Jotaro's eyes, blinding him momentarily

"I'VE WON! DIE!" Y/N yells activating his stand, 『The World』