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Techno's rant

((I saw this on tik Tok originally from a comedian who did it. I don't remember his name though, but I thought this situation/Scenario would fit))

Techno:*looks at nikki*okay Nikki. So this year apparently for Christmas we are having it at my house right?

Nikki:mhm I heard about that

Techno:and Phil calls me to talk about Alivebur...about Alivebur...which makes him*thinks*someone I couldn't give a fuck about...sighs*anyways he doesn't even say hello when I pick up. He just says "Alivebur can't have blue"

Nikki:what?

Techno:exactly! He said "Alivebur..can't eat blue foods" so apparently if he eats anything with a blue food preservative in it, he just*pretends to choke and die*just taps out

Nikki:*nods*

Techno:THAT IS BULLSHIT!! Firstly...don't name someone Alivebur that's stupid even if he's different from ghostbur but he's still fucking Wilbur not "Alivebur" that's a stupid name

Nikki:okay?*laughs a bit*

Techno:secondly...*shifts position to having one hand on his hip and pointing randomly while blabbing on about this*secondly blue isn't even a natural color for food stuffs!!

Nikki:I-...

Techno:it occurs very rarely in nature. I mean name me one blue food

Tubbo:*appears out of no where, hearing the conversation*BLUEBERRIES!!

Techno:BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!!!

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