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Michael & Michelle

((I believe Michelle is a piglin as well and is puffy's and niki's maybe? I think. I just thought this would be fun, the song is a hazbin hotel song, I just changed some of the lyrics up to fit the two that were singing))
((Michael and Michelle are older and just like the last michael chapter, michael and Michelle live in a nation where yogurt[fundy's son] and shroud[Tommy's son] made. Michael is a bit of a tease and jokester like his dad, Tubbo so. Also like I said michael is of age now where he'll start to hear voices like techno does, the other Headcanon was that at a certain age piglins will be very cannibalistic or have a lot of hunger, that's what my horror techno is like)

[Michael:]
Attention all sinners! Michael here!

[Michelle:]
And Michelle!

[Michael:]
And we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new Michael Hotel!

[Michelle:]
Actually, it's the M&M Hot-

[Michael:]
Wonderful! Now listen up!

[Michael:]
What would you do if I said there's a place for you?
A place completely free of shame and doubt
(Well, just about)
What would you do if you could start it all anew?
Well, come to our hotel and you'll find out

[Michael:]
You will not want for anything, we'll take it all away

[Michelle:]
No, actually, we'll give you things 'cause stealing's not okay

[Michael:]
Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs

[Michelle:]
Or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs

[Michael:]
We'll make them pay

[Michelle:]
They'll want to stay

[Both:]
Don't scare them all away
We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell
But we both want this new venture to do well

[Michael:]
So, with her passion

[Michelle:]
And his power

[Both:]
And this rinky-dink hotel
We might just bring some heaven to hell

[Michelle:]
It's clear to me that you're just looking for control
It's definitely getting out of hand
(michael:I agree)
So before we go and tell another tired, tortured soul
I think we need to come up with a plan
(Michael:Good idea!)

[Michael:]
We'll ship them in and dress them up and make them look the part

[Michelle:]
Well actually, we probably should help them change their heart

[Michael:]
By teasing them and baiting them

[Michelle:]
Or rehabilitating them

[Michael:]
Boil them, baste them, slice them up and serve them à la carte

[Michelle:]
That's horrible!

[Michael:]
Don't be such a princess

[Michelle:]
Go to Hell!

[Michael:]
Already there, darling!

[Both:]
We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell
But we both want this new venture to do well

[Michael:]
So, with her passion

[Michelle:]
And his power

[Both:]
And this rinky-dink hotel
We might just bring some heaven to hell
(michael:One more time for the mobs in the back!)
With our passion, and our power and this rinky-dink hotel
We might just bring some heaven to hell

[Michael:]
Want some hors d'oeuvres?
(Michelle:I'll pass)
Yeah!
Thank you, thank you! I'm here for all eternity!
Hahahahahahaahaaaaa

((M & M fanart together by dissingpair, them when were younger. Older them with foolish jr in it, on twitter by dogerbooger))

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