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Okay lets talk about the syndicate

Alright let's talk about the syndicate

Like we love and support dadza as a whole even if he's kinda a really unstable and not good father
We love him because let's face it

It's either you have daddy issues and still love him or...well you just love dadza cause dad

Let's talk about the raw unchecked dad energy of the syndicate as whole

In the words of John Mulaney, they all wanna be alone

Nikki literally would be the type to quietly make a cup coffee and do some household chores on a Sunday but take off her headphones and she's blasting The song, Dragula

Techno also has uncle energy vibes and I don't know why like...

No reason. He just...he just does

Also don't tell me that the syndicate wouldn't have a barbecue thing going on and Ranboo would like help with some things on baking or cooking but can't actually cook well because he never learned how to and doesn't know how to and he would washes dishes and stuff but like...water

Techno would be a good cook as well and can't tell me even if it's cold where he and Phil and Ranboo live

Techno would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt, beige pants/shorts. Socks with sandals and even if you hate that. You know techno would wear socks with sandals

He like radiates a bit of big brother energy but also uncle energy and a barbecue dad energy as well

Phil would bring an extra coffee pot because he just would or just the extra coffee pot is only for himself and no one else

Ranboo's dad jokes but like Phil and sometimes techno tag along with the dad jokes because they just would

Their just really chill people when they don't wanna plan a murder out or take down a government

Ranboo seems like he has the energy of a person who owns a really nice vintage car and is little to persnickety about the upkeep of it or has the energy of having a 2009 Honda Pilot

Also you definitely know Ranboo would have like add some nice enderman spices he uses for the food or suggests to add to the food for a bit of spice to mix it up and you know it fucking tastes ✨Chefs kiss✨delicious~

Techno has a whole bookshelf or secret library in his home that's just filled with like any kinda history or war or the Sun Tzu art of war books and you know I'm not wrong about that

He would

The syndicate literally a couple times would just wear Hawaiian shirts and you know I'm right and it's because of Ranboo because he suggested everyone have one to match him

They all give off that vibe

And ranboo's main clothing outfits he has is either suits or Hawaiian shirts (which also irl Ranboo has that energy as well))

Also literally when they all sit down it's a just chorus of groans

For example; Phil being well old, Nikki and techno maybe either cramps or like injuries that won't ever heal and Ranboo being so god damn tall and always having to crouch down a bit to talk to people so like his back just hurts a lot

They also seem like people that would watch trivia stuff and win it or get 90% of it right

And go bowling on sundays as well and techno just shows up late so Phil wouldn't give that up for like a week because techno showed up late

The syndicate just seems to radiate dad, wine aunt, uncle, gen Z energy as a whole and I'm not wrong

You can't tell me otherwise

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