Dream Smp (Mcyt)Book

About Wilbur's Mom

((Headcanon it's Headcanon not canon. This and I also wanna ignore the fact philza actually fucked a fridge and imma say Sally was a shapeshifter maybe as well because...idk makes more sense than Wilbur getting pegged by a salmon and giving birth to Fundy and philza fucking a fridge and thus Wilbur was born))

Techno:okay so...just to be clear...so those of you that are confused with the sbi family...Phil did not fuck a Samsung smart fridge. We had a fridge that was a Samsung smart fridge and a picture of Kristin, mumza, happened to be on the fridge and since she's death, she can't always be around much...

Tubbo:oh

Techno:Wilbur's mom is Kristin not the fridge, Wilbur was just kinda a dumb kid and thought Kristin was a fridge..that and Sally was a shapeshifter. Wilbur just happened to see her in salmon form

Fundy:oh that makes more sense

Techno:yeah....

Tubbo:but he got pegged by a shapeshifting salmon female?

Techno:...Wilbur is weird we all already knew this

Tubbo:so he's bottom is what your saying

Techno:honestly to females yes, men no...well no that probably depends who it is maybe...I dunno

Tubbo:makes sense....makes more sense then how he told us it

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