Dream Smp (Mcyt)Book

Uncle Techno & Michael

((Because we love uncle techno and Michael...even though I believe canonically techno still doesn't know about Michael at all and that Ranboo and Tubbo are married and michael is there child...I think? Let me know if I'm wrong because I believe techno still doesn't know since Phil I think promised not tell him))

((Oh btw incase you forgot. Let's pretend Michael is just talking in piglin so most people who don't understand it or speak it would just hear pig noises and squeals while those who understand it. Do know what he is saying and can speak piglin to have conversations with Michael))

Techno:*was closing his eyes, hands close together and balancing on one foot on a wooden post*

Michael:*was struggling to balance*w-whats this gotta do with training with you uncle?

Techno:*eyes still closed, he speaks* quiet Michael...need absolute silence if your going to balance

Michael:I just don't get what's with the balancing? I thought you meant like balancing studies and training or other stuff

Techno:don't question my methods...trust me, you'll thank me later

Michael:who else have you trained?

Techno:your dad, tommy, Niki, sapnap, George, Dream, skeppy and bad as well, Jack, puffy. A lot of people

Michael:what about papa?

Techno:Tubbo? Tommy and Phil showed him. Tommy wanted to teach Tubbo instead of having me teach him and I was fine with it. He wanted to help his best friend, Phil offered to supervise since he taught me

Michael:what about uncle Wilbur?

Techno:Wilbur didn't like training and always refused to. It's why he's not good at combat or anything and refuses to wear armor all the time

Michael:why do you train a lot of people?*he was still struggling to balance on one foot*

Techno:*puts a hand out on Michael's shoulder helping him keep balance*because I'm good at training people. Different people need different methods of training, the balance is always the same for everyone. I do this with all of them, helps them be better

Michael:oh...why tho?

Techno:*opens eyes and looks down at him*you ask a lot of questions don't you? Your like Tubbo when he was younger...always curious and asking questions*sighs and smiles a bit*it's because they trust me and know I'm good at this kinds of stuff. That and Phil is pretty old so he couldn't always help so I offered to train people. Though the parkour things dream does is just something he eventually got better at and did himself. But it was the balancing that I taught him that made him good

Techno: as for people like sapnap, bad, skeppy and George. Dream offered George to get trained by me and George willingly said yes. Bad was already pretty decent at this but wanted some help with some things. Skeppy is an old friend of mine as well and just wanted to learn. Sapnap however, being bad and skeppy's son. Bad trusted me to help train sapnap a bit

Michael:must've been hard since he's like a blaze or something right? I can't remember what he is but he's like a demon with fire which is cool

Techno:it was..I got burned a lot and still have those burn marks but now he's really good and helps his husbands as well

Michael: mr. Karl and Quackity!!*smiles* mr. Q scares me a bit. Mr. Karl is really nice

Techno:*sighs* Q ain't scary when you get to know him. I mean we both still don't like each other as much or trust each other but he isn't too scary when getting to know him. He just has a lot of anger issues because of Schlatt

Michael: who's S-c-sch..*says trying to say schlatt's name* scha..Schatt!!*smiles proudly*

Techno:*snorts a bit at how he said that and bursts into laughter, causing him to loose balance and fall off*

Michael:*stands there on his wooden post looking concerned and worried*are you okay uncle techno!!

Techno:*stops laughing a bit and smiles looking up*yeah I'm fine. I've fallen from worse heights than this. Also don't worry about Schlatt. You don't need to know him

Michael:is he a bad man?

Techno:I mean depends on the way you perceive him and really know him past the anger and alcoholic like thing he has or whatever. Then usually yes, a lot of people do see him as a bad guy

Michael:do you?

Techno:...I mean he was a government leader in a way and I don't like that so yes but personally deep down...no I honestly don't think he is much. Man just has a lot of issues he shouldn't Have taken out on people and drinking so much. Plus he's an asshole

Michael:what's that mean?*confused*

Techno:..iii....don't tell your dads I just cursed in front of you

Michael:*crosses his arms*what do I get out of it?

Techno: are you trying make a deal here? Blackmail me?*stands up* Jesus your like Fundy but he fails all the time with that...*thinks*uuuhhhh....well what do you want?

Michael: your crown, 5 of your golden apples and ice cream

Techno:well damn you drive a hard bargain kid...*sighs*fine. This is like the 5th crown you've stolen from me

Michael:I'm a piglin! I like gold, can you blame me?

Techno:no guess I can't*takes his crown off and sets his on Michael's head and then lifts him up and Carries him*let's go get those golden apples and ice cream then

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