Ranboo & Tubbo

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((This isn't meant to be sexual this is like Tubbo genuinely asking Ranboo a question because he's confused and doesn't know to much on enderman))

Tubbo:alright so now that you've learned what genders and pronouns are

Ranboo:mhm

Tubbo:what are your preferred pronouns you would like someone to use for you. That you are comfortable with using

Ranboo:oh! Well I use Ender/Enders, They/Them and He/Him!*smiles*

Tubbo:alright bossman!! *smiles*

Ranboo:what are yours?*says tilting his head, confused*

Tubbo:oh! I use he/him

Ranboo:cool*smiles*

Tubbo:I realized I never asked....d-do you even have anything down there? Ya know what I mean?

Ranboo: uhh...I don't know what you mean

Tubbo:well you know like...

Ranboo:....*standing there, staring at him with a confused look*

Tubbo:*sighs* do you even have a d**k?

Ranboo:*widens eyes and thinks*uhh...I don't think so?

Tubbo:so you what women have?

Ranboo:I think I know what you mean but no I don't...I don't think I do

Tubbo:but...I-..

Ranboo:have you ever looked at an enderman and realized they don't have either of those?

Tubbo:but but...but how do you produce?!

Ranboo:what do you mean?

Tubbo:how does enderman like produce into more of you? Ya know?

Ranboo:*face turns red*uhhh...thats something I don't wish to tell you

Tubbo:why not?

Ranboo:because I don't feel comfortable enough explaining how endermen work

Tubbo:but I wanna know

Ranboo:maybe some other day

Tubbo:fine*crosses arms*

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