‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾promises☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ (Levi X Reader)

𝖋𝖎𝖋𝖙𝖞-𝖊𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙

NᎾ ᏚᎻᏆᎢ

Hange watches with narrowed eyes as the h/c haired woman hums quietly to herself, mopping the floors cheerfully and smiling from ear to ear.

Stalking towards her, trying to limit her steps on the freshly washed floors as she approached her friend.

"Hey, y/n." Hange greeted curiously, analysing the shorter woman.

Y/n grinned up at Hange, eyes sparkling with delight at the sudden presence of her best friend, her hands clutching her mop stick tightly.

"Heya, Hange!" She cheered. "You'll never guess what happened last night!"
She waved her down with her hand in a whisper motion.

An evil smirk broke onto the brunette's face as she threw an arm over y/n's shoulder and leaning down, her ear to y/n's lips.

"Levi and I had sex last night!" She squealed like a giddy teenager, causing Hange to gape and reel back in shock.

"OH MY GOD!" Hange whisper yelled jaw dropped.

"Yeah!" Y/n nodded with a toothy grin. "And he said he loved me!"

Hange grabbed the mop, prying it from her hands and tossing it to the floor before taking her hands in hers and processing to spin y/n around while jumping up and down and screaming.

"I'M GONNA GET GRAND-BABIES!"
She screamed at the top of her lungs, starting to spin faster, still holding y/n by the hands.

"Hange-!" Y/n sputtered, eyes widening as she tried to keep up with her extravagant friend's spinning, but to no avail, her feet fell from beneath her and she was being spun like a bucket of water.

"HANGEEEEE!" She screamed, watching the world spin by behind Hange's grinning face.

Suddenly, Hange's hands slipped from her own and her whole life flashed before her eyes.

"I'm going to die-"

Levi reclined into his new office chair, rolling his shoulders to get a feel for it, shifting slightly, placing his hands on the wooden armrests and flexing his fingers.

Closing his eyes, he tilts his head back slightly, ignoring the footsteps outside her door which were shortly followed by distant chatter.

"I love you too," the words y/n had whispered back to him the night before replayed over and over in his head, every time her vouch echoed in his mind his heart would flutter.

Cracking his eyes open again at the sound of high pitched screaming, Levi squinted at the sudden brightness flooding into the room from the window behind him, though, his eyes quickly.

Sighing and standing to his feet, he walks around his desk and heads to the door, his hand twisting the doorknob and opening it up.

Peering into the hallway, his gaze follows y/n as she comes flying down past him, abruptly losing momentum, falling and rolling across the ground.

"Ooohh," Hange scrunches her face up as y/n skids along the wood. "Sorry!"

Levi blinks slowly, keeping in eyes closed for a few moments before opening them up again, looking toward y/n who lay sprawled across the hallway floor.

"Y'know what?" Levi stepped back into his office. "Not my problem." He closed the door tightly.

Y/n, who was in the middle of propping herself up despite the already forming bruises, looked at Hange.
The two of them had funny faces with pursed lips while looking at each other, making them both throw their heads back in laughter.

"And then Hange let go and I went flying down the hallway," y/n explained to Erwin, pointing stiffly to the left her her palms with a stern expression.
"And that's why I couldn't do training today!"

Hange stood behind y/n, nodding vigorously with pursed lips, arms tightly at her sides, hands balled into fists to try to stop laughing.

Erwin opened his mouth to speak before closing it again like a fish, narrowing his eyes and tilting his head while her dog shit explanation played over in his head.
Smacking his lips, he reached up and dragged his hand down his face and smoothing his eyebrows.

"Ok..." he sighed. "So it didn't have anything to do with the fact you were having very loud sex with Levi that caused Miche, who is next door to you, to be up all night?"

Y/n stopped, staring at Erwin with a pained expression that translated to "well shit" as she looked up at him.

"At least tell me you used protection?"
Erwin sighed again, crossing his arms. "I can't have one of my best soldiers out of commission."

Laughing nervously, y/n took a slow step backwards towards Hange, rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly.

"Well, funny story..." she chuckled out.

"Y/N!" Hange said, putting her hand to her chest dramatically. "You little whore!"

Erwin loses his eyes, muttering 'I can't deal with more y/n's' under his breath while Hange continued to laugh at
y/n's owlish expression.

"It's fine, I'll jump down the stairs-"
y/n waved them off, sweating slightly.

"Can you even have kids?" Hange asked, tilting her head. "When was the last time you had your period?"

The thought churned over in y/n's head, and she suddenly became confused.

"Oh my god," she whispered. "I haven't had my period in over a year and a half and didn't even notice."

Erwin and Hange glanced at each other, eyebrows furrowed as a flurry of emotions washed over y/n's face, a brief frown tugging at her lips, but it disappeared rather quickly.

"Oh well!" she shrugged, laughing loudly. "I'll just adopt a kid if I end up wanting one."

"Y/n..." Hange frowned, reaching out to put her hand on y/n's shoulder, but she evades it by stepping away from Hange.

"I'm gonna go make tea and go to bed,"

Hange and Erwin watched as y/n rushed down the hallway toward the stairs and then disappearing around a corner.

"That's definitely bothering her," Erwin said, earning a deadpan expression from Hange.

"No shit, Erwin."