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HEATHER: *Breaks door down breaking all the things barricadeing door* Ha Bit ches! And now time for me to eat le poptartz.

BEX: *walks back with a friend* uhh.... im bac.. *sees Heather* HEATHER DONT EVEN... DARE!  Wait here joeanne  *pulls Heather by ear to kitchen*

JOEANNE: H-hi...*grows devil wings*  dont hurt me.... but im the daughter of zalgo

BEX: *comes back out* Heather stay. ... *walks to joeanne* so are you okay?

JOEANNE: just scared that theyll judge me.

BEX: They wont... trust me.

WHISPER: *Walks in* *stares at Joeanne* Woahhhhh.... you gotx devil wingzz!!! So kewl!! Jinx look at diz!!

JINX: Kewl *types stuff on phone*

WHISPER: LAME-O!!! *Dissappears*

GRELL GRAZER: I cant believe Im going to do this *walks up to L.S kissing him on lips, blushing*

L.S: Love you! ^///^ !!!

GRELL GRAZER:  ^-^ *hides all of toby waffles and gives jinx a paper with location on it* Dont let toby see this paper he still needs a diet!

TOBY: *Runs to Jinx* MY WAFFLES!!

JINX: GOTTA GO! THANKS! *Runs*

JOCELYNN: *looks to Slenderman* Have fun in a dress Slendy!! *evilly laughs* I is so evil !

SLENDY: Dis dress is too ..... princessy T.T

JOCELYNN: I dare Toby to be in a room with explosive waffles, Masky and Hoodie with explosive cheesecake, Sally with candy, Slendy with teens, and Jeff with fangirls!

EXPLOSIVE WAFFLES

TOBY: I must eat just one! But the diet... WHO CARES!!!! *Eats waffle*

BOOM

TOBY: Im gonna take a nap now *falls on face*

EXPLOSIVE CHEESECAKE

HOODIE: MASKY NOOO!!! *Slaps cheesecake out of Masky hand* BAD!

MASKY: B-Buuuut!! Wait.. whats that ticking noise???

tick tick tick LE BOOM!!!

HOODIE: Glad ya didnt eat it?? ^-^ TOLD YA SO! Victory cheesecake! *takes bite*

ANOTHER LE BOOM

MASKY: Is that what the inside of yo tummy looks like? *pokes*  heh heh Its squishy

HOODIE: *Passes out*

CANDY

SALLY: *is buried in mounds of candy* HAHAHHAHA!!! SUGARR RRRUUUSSSHHH!!! *Busts out of candy pile* *bounces off walls*  HAHAHHAHA RAINBOWSS!!! CCCCAAAANNNNDDDDAAAYYY!!

TEENAGERS

SLENDY: Soo many!

TEEN 1: *on phone*

TEEN 2: *on phone*

ALL TEENS: *On phone or electronic*

SLENDY: SOO MUCH CHAOS!! LOOK! HE IS .....

TEENS: *Look at Slendy* *take vid. or pic*

FLASH!

SLENDY: IM BLIIIINND!! HALP ME HALP ME!!

TEENS: DANCE PARTAY!! *DANCES anf turn music up waay loud*

SLENDY: Sooo much c-chaos!!

TEEN 1: *swings from chandelier*

TEEN 2: *Pees in the fish tank*

TEEN 3: *goin derp on da dance floor*

FANGIRLS

JEFF: EEEEP!! *Is buried by fangirls*

MISS CREEPY: I GOT HIS SHOE!!!

FANGIRLS: GIMME!! *FIGHTS*

SHANA: JEEFFF I  WANT YO JACKET!!

WHISPER: IM JUST A FAN OF JEFF AND I LIKE SCREAMING!!! JEFFY HUGS!! *Hugs Jeff*

JEFF: SOO MANY HUGSS!!!!! WHISPER GET MEH OUTTA HEAH!!

WHISPER: *Teleports* There ya go Jeff!

JEFF: FREEDOM!!

CRAZY LYFE: Make a bubblegum bubble and put slendy in it!

SCYTHE: Okey! *blows giant bubble*

BEN: He is the only one who can have gum in the mansion.

EVERYONE: *Looks down*

SCYTHE: *pushes Slendy in bubble* Now we cant hear him anymore!

SLENDY: *Is screaming inside bubble*

LIU: Awww... whats wrong Slendy?? You stuck inside a bubble?? hah! I like him muted!

LOVER JOEY: I just realized my name is Lover Joey and my initials are L.J and Laughing Jack's initials are L.J ! I am him and he is me! We are one! 

L.J: YOU blew meh mind! Like, bewwww! *mind explosion gesture*

LOVER JOEY: Anyways.... TOBY YOU RUINED THE FLOP!! *Smacks him in the head* LJ dear, I dare you to wear rainbow colors for the rest of the chapter

LJ: UGH! *Changes to rainbow* Yuck...

JINX: Dont worry ya baby! The chapter is almost over

LJ: YAY!

WHISPER: But you have to wear it all next chaptah too! Oh and Toby? *smacks in da back of his head* Wow! I was right, it does look fun and it is fun!! ^-^ *kisses Liu* I felt like dat.

LIU: BYEE KITTIEZ!!! C YALL!! ASK US MORE STUFFZ AND STAY RANDOM!! BYEE!!

JANE: Da baby is comin!!!

JEFF: Oh dear!

LJ: I used to be a doctor!

LOVER JOEY: Whatever! 

JANE: GUYS!!!