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WHISPER: Yiss guys it is us!! We back!!

SLENDERMAN: But we made a part like yesterday!

WHISPER & EXP. 666: SHUT YO NON- EXISTENT MOUTH!!!! *looks to each other* Haha! sister and brother bonding!

SLENDERMAN: Oh gawd .... he is staying??
WHISPER: Yeah! Deal with it!!

SLENDERMAN: I thought this was my mansion! *storms off*

BEXASAURUS Okay it's my turn to talk so everyone...... shuddup!!! I dare Jeff to eat a........ cactus! *hides behind Hoodie* Just don't hurt me!

JEFF: *grabs a cactus* Hey.... so uhh...... I'm suppossed to eat you.... Don't take it personal or anything....

CACTUS: Its ok really its ok..

REPEDE: That thing talks? And I peed on it like how many times???

SMILE: Me too and how come it never spake to me either????

JEFF: You guys... AREN'T HELPING!!!!! Its enough that I have to eat it.. now I know yall peed on it!

BEXASAURUS: JUST EAT IT!!!!! *hiding behind Hoodie still*

JEFF: OMNOMNOM! *eats cactus* My throat feels wierd... *passes out*

BEN: He'll be better later..... I think...

GODZILLA343: Hi peepz!!!

EVERYONE: HEY GODZILLA!!!!

SCYTHE: WOOO PARTAY!!!

GODZILLA343: Hey Masky jump into a pool of cheesecake And I dare Jeff and Jane to fight the two dream demons Freddy Kreuger and Bill Cipher the triangular demon.....

MASKY: GLADLY!!! *jumps into a pool of cheesecake* HEAVEN NEVER TASTED SOO GOOD!!!

JEFF & JANE: Let's do this thang!! *both go to sleep* ZZZZZZzzzz..

FREDDY: You need an extereme makeover.... B! SH!!!

JEFF: ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY???? *pulls out a mega oversized knife bigger than him* WOULD YOU LIKE TO CALL ME UGLY AGAIN????

FREDDY: U--G--L--Y!!!! HEEHEHEHHEH! *Gets squished by mega oversized knife*

JEFF: B! SH!! YOU UGLY!!!!

BILL CIPHER: Ima BURN you soo bad Jeff's work on your face will be Humiliated!!!

JANE: *starts tearing up* Th-that's soo mean!!!! *cries* WAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *starts laughing* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM TOBY HAHAHHAHAHAH HEY BILL HEY BILL HEY BILL HEY BILL.... *one million 'hey Bill' s later*

BILL: AIIIII CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! *kills self*

JANE: Thank you Toby!!!

   

   *both wake up*

JEFF: AAHH! Jane let go of me!!!

JANE: *pretending to sleep* *using Jeff as a teddy bear* 

JEFF: Help me!

SCYTHE & REPEDE: SORRY JEFFY THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE GUYS!! BYEE SWEET FLUFFY KITTYCORNS!!!! COMMENT LOTS MORE AND STUFFZ!!!! STAY FLUFFAY