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Teaching To Be A Killer

LOVER_JOEY: *takes out notebook* Okay Im ready fir my lesson! Thank you so much for this L.J love you!

L.J: You welcome! And I love you too!

LOVER_JOEY: *pulls out pie wedger and mini handsaw* L.J could this be my weapon? Like I turn my victims face into one if the masks I collect?

L.J: Yes, that is a very good start!

LOVER_JOEY: Yay!

L.J: Now you gotta have stealth! If you sneak up on your victim, you have a better chance of them not getting away! Like this! *sneaks up on Toby* RAAAAAAH!

TOBY: WHAT THE!!!!???? *has a heart attack*

LOVER_JOEY: Oooooh I see I see! *writes in notebook*

L.J: Okay, now you sneak on Masky

LOVER_JOEY: *runs at Masky* IMA KILL YOU!!!!! *tackles him*

L.J: Okay, we will work on that. Next you need to be quick, in case your victim does get away, you have to quickly get them! Like this! *runs at Jeff*

JEFF: Oh Shii *runs*

L.J: *runs quicker and gets Jeff* Now you try!

LOVER_JOEY: *runs at Ben* Hahaha!

BEN: *runs* EEEEEEEEE!!!!

LOVER_JOEY: *tackles Ben* Did I do it? ^-^

L.J: yus perfect!!! Now you have to learn about long dstance!

LOVER_JOEY: Ugh! This sounds like math!!!!

L.J: *throws knife at a long distance target* Bullseye!

LOVER: I am listening.... *takes notebook out*

L.J: All you do is watch the target and throw! Its all in the shoulder!

LOVER: I dont thibk thats how you say it but.... okay! *eyes on target* *throw* I GOT IT!!!!!!

L.J: YAY! Now lets get on to the real victims!

NEIGHBORHOOD

L.J: there is your victim! Now which technique will you use for this guy?

LOVER: *looks through notes* Uhhh... long distance?

L.J: Yus!

LOVER: *eyes on victim* *throws mini saw* Omg..... I cut his head off!!!

L.J: Amazing!!!!! *collects handsaw* Now this guy over here, what do you use?

LOVER: Stealth! *sneaks to guy* IMA KILL YOU!!!! *wedges face off* *saws the guy in two*

L.J: Good! Ok this girl is a track runner, go get her!

LOVER: *Runs towards girl* *as girl runs Lover tackles her* *chops girl up* HEE! HEE!

L.J: This is the best work I have ever seen at L.J's 'so you wanna be a killer' academy!!!

LOVER: *Hugs L.J* Thanks!

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