Meijer Mannequin (2017)

Rampage

Hades Junior walked up to the front desk at the Meijer HQ in Grand Rapids and asked the secretary, "Can I get a job here?"

She replied, "Sorry, we're all full."

"Not for long..." Hades Junior said, pulling a sword from his cloak. Within a few seconds, the secretary's head was on the floor.

Hades Junior whistled and three men appeared at his side. Together, they raided the Meijer HQ, killing every person in both buildings. Pretty soon, the entire HQ was vacant (except for Hades Junior and his faithful sidekicks). Hades Junior whistled again and more men came to his side.

"Fill in every vacant position in the building," he told them, "and do it quickly!"

The men marched up the stairs and into every room as quickly as they could as Hades Junior took the elevator to the top floor. He sat in the chair at the former CEO's desk, pulled a computer out of his cloak, and began to type. After a few hours his hands were getting tired, but the document was done.

"The Meijer Code of Conduct," he said to himself, "this should do the trick..."