Henry Danger Imagines

The Splash Splash Fest 4

(In the Man Cave, Schwoz prepares a special tub filled with Mango juice for Jasper. The gang eat and watch as Jasper prepares to go in)

Jasper: (To Charlotte) "You're sure this is gonna work?"

Charlotte: "Of course, I am. A year ago at that Kids Award Show, a kid fell into a really large pit of Retrieva-Goo. He spent a couple of minutes in Mango juice and it all came off. It'll work, trust me."

Jasper: "This makes me hate The Splash Splash Fest. I am never celebrating it again. Ever." (Climbs into the tub)

Henry: "Technically, you didn't celebrate it at all."

Piper: "Yeah, you never got to splash anyone."

Schwoz: "Didn't he get to splash Henry's dad?"

Piper: "No, Charlotte did."

Charlotte: (Satisfactorily) "I enjoy splashing people!"

Jasper: (Wiggling in the tub) "This feels weird!"

Piper: (With a shrewd smile) "Just sit back and relax, dawg."

Henry: "Hey, we never got to count who got the most splashes in one day."

Schwoz: (Walks over to Ray) "It was obviously me."

Ray: (Glares at him) "You shut your dirty mouth, Schwoz! I am the Splash Master."

Piper: "Sorry man, but Charlotte had the most splashes. She splashed eighteen people."

Henry: "And don't forget about dad."

Piper: "Yeah, my dad. So, nineteen people."

Ray: "That's nothing compared to how many times I splashed Schwoz. I splashed him over twenty six times."

Piper: "The rules say you have to splash different people. Splashing the same person over and over doesn't count, so you technically splashed just one person all day – repeatedly."

Ray: "Well, who else was I supposed to splash? You guys weren't here."

Henry: "Dude, this is exactly why you gotta go out more!"

Charlotte: (to Schwoz) "You also splashed Ray over and over so you also splashed just one person."

Schwoz: "I didn't know that Splash Splash Fest had rules."

Ray: (Agitated) "This is why nine year old celebrities shouldn't create holidays."

Piper: "What? I'm thirteen!"

Ray: "Well, I don't care and your holiday is stupid."

Jasper: "Duub, I agree with Ray on this one."

Henry: "Relax, next year you might get to splash more people."

Piper: "Oh, there's not gonna be a Splash Splash Fest next year."

Ray: (Concerned) "Wait, why not?"

Henry: "Yeah, why not?"

Charlotte: "Because a lot of people got a little too excited with the holiday and may have splashed certain strange liquids on people."

Piper: "Yeah, so I declared this year the last year that The Splash Splash Fest be celebrated."

Henry: "Why'd you do that?"

Piper: "Because I'm a celebrity and I can do whatever I want."

Ray: "This is exactly why nine year olds shouldn't be celebrities."

Piper: (At the top of her voice) "I'm thirteen!"

Schwoz: (Turns to Jasper) "Yasper, you have to dip all the way into the mango juice or else you'll still have goo on your face."

Jasper: "But I don't wanna."

Henry: "Come on, man, just dip your face!"

Jasper: "No!"

Henry: (Chants) "Dip your face! dip your face!"

Everyone: (Chants slowly) "Dip your face! Dip your face!"

Jasper: "I, come on! We're doing the chant thing now?"

Everyone: (more enthusiastically) "Dip your face! Dip your face! Dip your face!" (chants faster) "Dip your face! Dip your face!

Jasper: "Alright, alright. I'm dipping. Here I go! I'm gonna dip. Don't blink, or you're gonna miss it."

Everyone: (loudly) "Dip your face! Dip your face!"

(Jasper slides slowly into the tub until his face is buried under and the others cheer loudly.)

Henry: (After a minute of silence) "Ah, Splash Splash Fest was fun."

Ray: "I hate to admit it, but it was. I can't wait for Avocado Day. No greenie, yes pinchy." (pinches Henry)

Henry: "Ow! Dude, but it's not Avocado Day yet!"

Ray: (chuckles) "I know, but you didn't super speed away from my thumbs this time."

(Everyone watches and waits for Jasper to come out of the juice and the scene closes)

(The end)