Henry Danger Imagines

Don't Go Breaking My New Girl 1

(In the Man Cave; The gang is sitting around the table snacking with an exception of Charlotte and Ray)

Henry: "yeah, that new British dude at school. Man, he talks really funny."

Piper: (chuckles) "That last time when i went up to him and said ' hey, Anthony, you have thirty seconds to give me $10 or your little brother will lose his pants ', he said ' he was naughty again, wonny?' and it took me the entire day to realize he'd said ' weren't he '."

Jasper: "why does he talk like that?"

Schwoz: "Because he has an accent. Like Harry Putter."

Henry: "Potter!"

Jasper: (stares blankly) "wait, who's Harry Potter?"

(They all stare at Jasper with surprised expressions)

Piper: "dude, you're kidding right? You don't know who Harry Potter is? That's like saying you don't know who Christopher Columbus is."

Jasper: (confused) "who's Christopher Columbus?"

Henry: (sighs in exasperation) "Dude, now i see why you fail so much History tests!"

Jasper: You guys are just making names up to make me feel left out. I've never heard or read about a Christopher Columbus. If he's so important, why haven't i read a book about him, huh?"

Piper: (dumps an empty chip bag over her head) "dude, that's your choice."

Schwoz: "There are certain things you don't even have to read before you know about them. Like Tacos being Mexican or the signs on the Man Cave bathroom."

Jasper: (mumbles) "I still walk into the girls bathroom. The signs confuse me."

Schwoz: "yes that's because this theory doesn't apply to you."

(The elevator dings and opens. Ray and Charlotte walk in arguing)

Ray: "how was i supposed to know the branch wasn't strong enough to support both our weights?"

Charlotte: (frustrated) "It was a twig!"

Ray: "don't lecture me about what's a branch and what's a wig. I know the difference."

Charlotte: "I said twig, not wig. And if you knew the difference, you'd have known that trying to get us both up a silly tree because of your silly kite was a silly idea."

Henry: "whoa, whoa guys!" (stands up and walks over to the arguing duo. He slips his hand in Charlotte's) "what are you two fighting about?"

Charlotte: (sighs) "Ray said his...."

Ray: (in a sassy tone) "Excuse me, Charlotte but it was my plight okay? Let me explain to Henry and please stop trying to steal my spotlight. Move!" (He shoves Charlotte away from Henry)

Piper: (to Ray) "dude, take a chill pill okay?"

Henry: "c'mon man, what happened?"

Ray: (puts on a pitiful face) "Remember my kite, Manny?"

Henry: "No, you never owned a kite!"

Charlotte: (growls) "well, he did five hours ago."

Ray: (glares at Charlotte then returns to his sob story) "Manny was brought into this cruel world five hours ago by these extremely talented, strong manly hands" (admires his hands) "He was perfect and i loved him. We were inseparable until that evil wind blew him all the way to the top of a tree."

Charlotte: "A really small tree. It's top branch was like ten feet off the ground. You could've just shaken the tree and let Manny fall out but nooo (imitates Ray) ' we have to get up there together, Charlotte '"

Ray: (ignores Charlotte and begins to sob whilst also overdramatically telling his story) "I tried to save Manny. I climbed to the top of that darn tree to save my Manny but i was too late. The branches snapped under my incredible, awesome weight and Charlotte's bad luck made the tree snap."

Charlotte: (yells) "My what??"

Henry: (placates Charlotte by gently tapping her on the shoulder) "Go on, Ray!"

Ray: "Manny was ripped to shreds mercilessly by those vile and heartless thorns. I've lost Manny forever. (cries out then points to Charlotte) And it's all your fault!

Charlotte: (gasps in disbelief) "my fault?

Jasper: "so wait, you're Captain Man and you save the people of Swellview all the time yet you couldn't save your kite?"

Ray: (his right eye twitches. He storms over to Jasper and grabs his shirt collar) "If anyone else hears about this accident with Manny, i will make your fingardium leviosa. Do you understand me?"

Jasper: (gulps nervously and glances briefly at his finger that Ray is holding) "uh, it's uhh, it's actually wingardium leviosa."

Ray: (storms away angry) "I know the difference!"

Piper: "Jasper, how did you know that spell?"

Jasper: (frowns) "from Harry Potter!"

Schwoz: "But you told us you didn't know Harry Putter!"

Henry: "Potter!"

Jasper: "I thought we were talking about a different Harry Potter!"

(They all groan and the scene closes)

(Open theme plays)