Roses For Captain Man 5

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(Kid Danger arrives at the location Piper had given him. It is the basement of an abandoned building. He peeps in and finds Dr Minyak and his goons preparing to deliver more roses)

Kid Danger: (Pops out from behind a large barrel) "Alright, everybody stop what you're doing!"

(Everyone stops and stares at him)

Dr Minyak: (In a mocking tone) "Look. It's the little sidekick that follows Captain Man around."

Kid Danger: "Dr Minyak, it was you the whole time. You're the rose farmer."

Dr Minyak: "Indeed, I am. I am the mastermind behind—"

Kid Danger: (Looking completely perplexed) "Really? Roses? I didn't think you were into botany. I mean, you have to be the most boring of all evil masterminds in Swellview, honestly—"

Nurse Cohort: (interjects with a short laugh) "When he asked for flowers, I have to say, I was so shocked, like, what, flowers?"

Kid Danger: (Laughs) "I know, right?! He should be more like; helium, helium, kidnappings, spelling bee-off with Captain Man—"

Dr Minyak: "Shut up!"

Kid Danger: "No, I'm here to shut you up. . . not literally, but still, I'm gonna stop you from putting the people of Swellview to sleep, and Captain Man too."

Dr Minyak: "Ahh, Captain Man! He was so easily allured by the lovely red petals of my rose bush that was mailed to him."

Kid Danger: "You mailed roses to Captain Man?"

Dr Minyak: "Indeed, I did."

(Flashback to Junk 'N Stuff – before Ray fell asleep. A large vase is on the counter, and Ray comes out to inspect them. He pulls out the card placed in between the roses and sees that it is addressed to Captain Man. He smiles and strokes the flowers, then picks up the vase and exits)

Kid Danger: "Well, if Captain Man was your only target, why take it to the rest of Swellview?"

Dr Minyak: "Because that way, it becomes much easier to pillage and plunder the city without anyone calling on the police."

Kid Danger: "W-Wait, pillage and plunder mean the same thing."

Dr Minyak: "Gahhh!" (To his goons) "Grab Kid Dancer."

(Kid Danger battles the men. Dr Minyak and Nurse Cohort try to escape, but, just then, Captain Man drops in)

Captain Man: "Going somewhere?"

Dr Minyak: (Shocked) "This is impossible. How can this be?"

Nurse Cohort: "You said he wouldn't wake up for another two weeks."

Captain Man: "Well, sorry to step on your roses, Minyak, but uh, he needed to wake up." (Pauses) "He is me. I'm talking about myself in third person."

Dr Minyak: (To his other goons) "Get Captain Man!"

(Captain Man beats up the goons until none is left. Kid Danger walks up to him)

Kid Danger: "That was a killer entrance dude!"

Captain Man: "I know, right! I didn't even plan it that way."

Dr Minyak: "You two might have stopped me today, but I'll rise from my ashes once more and defeat you all."

Captain Man: "Actually, I'm looking forward to it."

Nurse Cohort: "You are?"

Captain Man: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. It's the same old, boring story." (Chuckles)

Kid Danger: "You come up with a dumb plan to take over Swellview, Captain Man and I stop you and take you and your hot nurse to jail."

Captain Man: "And when you get out, the whole process repeats itself."

Dr Minyak: "Not this time. This time, I will be unpredictable, invisible—"

Nurse Cohort: "You mean, invincible?"

(Dr Minyak throws her a glare. The police arrives and takes them away. Weeks later, back at the Man Cave, Charlotte is awake and so is everyone in Swellview that had fallen asleep. Schwoz gives the antidote to Henry and his hands are no longer blue.)

Charlotte: "It was actually one of the best sleep I ever had."

Henry: "Really?"

Charlotte: "Yeah and whatever might've been in that oil had a weird, soothing effect. Ray has been so calm. It feels so unreal seeing him like that." (She turns to look at Ray and Henry does the same.)

(Ray is seated on the table, his legs crossed and his hands placed on his legs. He has a headphone on and his eyes are closed.)

Schwoz: (Holds a bottle of rose oil and comes down the steps whistling) "Oh look, Ray is still meditating."

Henry: "Yeah, it's been like a week, and he's not raised his voice at any of us yet. Not even you when your sister crashed Junk 'N Stuff. Isn't the effect of the rose supposed to wear off by now?"

(Schwoz snickers)

Charlotte: (In a calm yet suspicious tone) "Schwoz? What did you do?"

Schwoz: "I'll never tell!"

(He snickers and walks out while Henry and Charlotte look at each other puzzlingly.)

(Scene closes. The End.)

























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