Henry Danger Imagines

Ladies Love Cool Henry 1

(In the Harts home; Piper is in the kitchen tearing open a bag of chips. Henry hurriedly comes downstairs.)

Henry: "Piper?"

Piper: (Sighs) "What now?"

Henry: (Stops abruptly at the bottom of the stairs) "A package was supposed to get here for me. Did it get here already? Did we get any packages?"

Piper: "No, we didn't, and since when did getting packages become a thing to be excited about?"

Henry: "Because. . . it's a very special package."

Piper: (mumbles) "Definitely not a package from your girlfriend because you don't have any of those."

Henry: (his face contorts) "What? I had a girlfriend!"

Piper: "Whatever!" (sighs and walks over to the couch) "So, whatcha getting in a package?"

Henry: "Hmm?"

Piper: "Whatcha getting in a package?"

Henry: (scoffs) "Uhhh, stuff!"

Piper: "Stuff like what?"

Henry: (clasps both hands over his face and sucks in a quick breath) "Why are you suddenly so interested in my life choices, Piper?"

Piper: (Realizes herself) "You're right. What do I care?!"

(As Piper opens the door to leave, she bumps into the package delivery guy)

Piper: "Whoa. Who are you?"

Delivery man: (proudly) "I'm the delivery guy. Here to drop off a package for one Mr Henry Hart. Is that you?"

Piper: "Do I look like one Mr Henry Hart?"

Delivery man: (laughs nervously) "No!"

Henry: (his excitement returns) "It's for me. I'm one Mr Henry Hart." (stutters) "I mean, I'm the Henry Hart – the Mr Henry Hart that this package is addressed to because I'm Henry. Yeah, Henry, that totally is my name."

(Piper's face squeezes in confusion as she stares at Henry, who signs and receives the package.)

Delivery man: "Have a cool day!"

Henry: (points at him) "You cool. I mean, you too."

(Henry rushes over to place the package on the counter. It is nearly the same size as a cereal box, but cube shaped. He rips the wrap open, and Piper watches him in mild awe)

Piper: "I know it's unusual for me to care, but I really do wanna see what's inside that thing now."

Henry: (carefully lifts an opal shaped bottle of perfume out of the box.) "Ho, ho, ho. Look at it. It's so cool."

Piper: (deadpans) "Wow, what a thing to gaze upon."

Henry: "Piper, do you know what this is?" (steers the bottle a little towards her face)

Piper: (rolls her eyes) "It's just a dumb bottle."

Henry: "No, this is a—"

(The door bolts open, startling the pair. Jasper and Ray rush into the house with Charlotte casually following behind, wearing a look of exasperation)

Jasper: (Yells at the top of his voice despite being breathless) "DID IT GET HERE?"

Ray: (Also breathless) "Please tell us it already got here."

Piper: "What is wrong with you people?"

Charlotte: (sighs) "I got tired of asking that question, so now I'm just watching."

Henry: "It did." (He lifts the bottle into the air and the trio gaze up at it in awe and delight whilst the girls fold their arms and watch)

Piper: "For the last time, what is wrong with you people? It's just a dumb bottle."

Jasper: "I will let you insult me all you want, Piper, but you will not insult an LL Cool Spray."

Charlotte: (Raises an brow) "An LL could do what now?"

Ray: "An LL Cool Spray. It's the world most famous, most expensive scent strictly for men only, made out of the rarest ingredients that are bound to draw ladies from every corner of the world just – by –  taking –  one –  innocent – little – whiff."

(Piper and Charlotte share a look and then stare at Ray again.)

Piper: "How much did this thing cost?"

Henry: (still entranced by the bottle) "All of my savings!"

Charlotte: "And how much is all of your savings?"

Henry: "$390 bucks."

Piper: (alarmed) "What?"

Charlotte: "You guys have a bad habit of spending money recklessly on things that aren't important, for example. . . (gestures toward the bottle)

Piper: "How do you know this magnet scent wasn't just a campaign to get people to buy this stuff? You really wasted valuable cash."

Henry: "You wait until we smell like this bad boy, then you can tell me if I'm a cash waster, or if you're just a spray hater."

Ray: (snorts mockingly) "Ha! good one."

(Ray gives Henry a fist bump and knocks the bottle off his grip. Everyone watches in horror as the bottle falls to the ground and breaks)

Henry, Ray and Jasper: (simultaneously) "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(The scene closes and the open theme plays)

Missed y'all. Hope you like this one.❤