"Run Boy Run"
"Like I said to your son, and, umm, nephew, earlier, any information about the prosthetics we build is strictly confidential. Without the client's consent, I simply can't help you" The doctor, whose name Percy didn't care to remember, said and the girl resisted the urge to roll her eyes. The man was annoying her to no end and Percy was definitely not in the mode for this.
They were at a doctor's office, at some lab Percy also forgot the name of, trying to find the owner of an eyeball. Why? Well, Percy has absolutely no idea.
"Well, we can't get consent if you don't give us a name" The doctor was testing Five's patience too.
"Well, that's not my problem" Percy scoffed
"Ok, that's it" But Klaus stopped her before she could do anything else, the hand that was previously in his lap now moving to her shoulder, keeping her in place. He had an idea, an insane one? Of course, but it might work.
"And what about my consent?" The question took the doctor by surprise
"Excuse me?"
"Who gave you permission to lay your hands on my son and my sister?" Five was looking at Klaus in a funny way, as if he was pretty sure his brother lost the last of his marvels. Percy, on the other hand, understood his plan. Ever so slightly, she took one little dagger out of the hidden pocket of her jacket, keeping it hidden under her sleeve.
"What?"
"You heard me" Klaus caught a glimpse of the dagger.
"I didn't touch your son or your sister"
"Oh, really? Well, then how did she get a cut on her cheek?" Percy, with a grin that really freaked the doctor out, took the dagger and ragged it through her cheek, a red line in her path with a drop of blood sliding down the corner of the cut "Or how did get that swollen lip, then?"
And he punched Five right on the face, leaving him, in fact, with a swollen lip.
Percy smirked while making sure that the punch wasn't so damaging.
"I want it. Name, please. Now" The doctor dude probably pissed himself, Percy was sure
"You're crazy" His voice cracking a little
"You got no idea" Percy and Klaus said at the same time, both grinning. That just scared the doctor more
Percy took an snow globe from the doctor's desk and read the label
"Klausie, I think you'll like this" She smiled at the doctor and passed the globe to Klaus, casually getting out of the way.
"'Peace on Earth'. That's so sweet" The next thing you know, Klaus smashed the snow globe right in his forehead, resulting in a cut right above his right eyebrow making him groan in pain. The water of the globe makes the blood flow faster down his face.
"God, that hurt!"
The doctor instantly attempts to grab the phone but Percy beats him to it. With the most terrified voice she could muster, she said
"The-There's been an assault in Mr. Big's office. Please, we need security. Please, hurry" She cut the call, and looked at the doctor. Her capability of changing emotions so fast impressed her best friend and scared the doctor to death.
"Now, here's what's gonna happen, Grant."
"It's... Lance"
"In about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood, and they're gonna wonder 'What the hell happened?' And we're gonna tell them that you..." Five was feeling very proud, a part of himself questioning his brother's sanity, but proud nonetheless "...bet the shit out of us."
"You're gonna do great in prison, Lancelot." Percy patted the doctor on the shoulder, making him jumped in his chair.
"Thrust us, I've been there. Little piece of chicken like you. Oh, my God, you're gonna get passed around like a... You're just- You're gonna do great. That's all I'm saying"
"Jesus, you are a real sick bastard"
"Thank you" Klaus spat a piece of glass that probably shattered in the ground.
Kue Five's shit eating grin and Percy's mischievous smirk.
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