Younger Eda: I think I just failed the health and safety course.
Younger Lilith: What? How is that even possible?
Eda: One of the questions was 'in the case of a fire, what steps would you take?'
Lilith: ...and?
Eda: Apparently 'fuckin' large ones' wasn't the right answer.
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Eda:*kicks the G off the graveyard sign*
Eda: Let's get this party started
(I mean I don't know bout you but I'm still going to her to her party)
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Luz: What time is it?
King: I dunno, pass me that kazoo.(Incoherent kazoo screeching)
Eda: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT TWO IN THE MORNING??
King: It's two in the morning.
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