The Potato Oneshots

Brynne Rao meets Sasha Braus (aka the bravest of their groups)

Sasha: Hi. Do you have food?

Brynne: No, but I'm hungry.

Sasha: Oh, by the way, what's your name?

Brynne: Brynne Tvarika Lakshmi Balmurakrishna Rao.

Sasha: Ooh! Long name, but it suits you! My name is Sasha Braus. Do you cook?

Brynne: *smiles* Of course, I'm the best at cooking.

Sasha: Me too! I once had a cooking competition with my friend, but I lost because I forgot the other ingredients.

Brynne: I'm starting to like you, Sasha. How about we buy some ingredients so we can cook?

Sasha: YAY! More food! Niccolo always cooks me food too!

Brynne: Who's Niccolo?

Sasha: *starts blushing* Just a Marleyan friend.

Brynne: *has no idea what a Marleyan is but smirks anyway* Oh? You sure Niccolo's only a friend?

Sasha: Yes! He's totally not cute and handsome at the same time, and my two bestfriends totally didn't threaten him, especially Connie.

Brynne: You're bad at lying. After this you're gonna see Aru.

Sasha: Who's Aru?

Brynne: My soul sister.

And then they cook great food together. The End.

Hello my lovely readers🤩  So if you don't know Sasha Braus, either get a life and watch Attack on Titan, or just search her on Google.