The Potato Oneshots

Random memes I came up with

The Potatoes except Mini and Rudy: *watching Mini and Rudy from afar*

Brynne: Ugh, it's Aru and Aiden all over again.

Aruden: I-

Nikita: Well, at least Rudy knows his feelings for Mini. 
*glares at Aiden* Unlike a certain cousin of his.

Aiden:

Sheela: Yeah, and at least Mini doesn't deny she likes Rudy. *looks innocently at Aru* Unlike a certain sister of ours.

Aru, dramatically putting a hand on her heart: Sheela! I am deeply hurt.

Hira: Get wrecked, losers.

Mini: You guys know we can hear you right?

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Aru, singing Paper Rings beside Aiden: Wrap your arms around me, baby boy.

Aiden: *wraps his arms around her*

Aru:

Aru: You're really sweet and adorable but I think you should know that I was singing.

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Rudy, in the phone with Mini: Heyyy, my love. So, before I say something—

Mini: You're in juvie, aren't you.

Rudy: Yes.

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Brynne: Instead of complaining that I break into your houses

Brynne: Learn to be thankful it's just me and not a demon breaking in.

Brynne: Hashtag, speaking from the heart.

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Aiden: It's cold out here... wanna hold hands to warm up?

Aru, blushing: Okay.

Brynne:

Brynne: But it's summer.

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Krithika: *falls down the stairs*

Suyodhana: *catches her*

Suyodhana: I think you just

Suyodhana: FELL for me

Krithika: Put me down.

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Mini: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Rudy: You left me under a bridge two days ago and never came back.

Mini: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Aiden: I truly believe water is the solution to everything.

Aiden: Want clear skin? Drink water.

Aiden: Dehydrated? Drink water.

Aiden: Germs? Wash with water.

Aiden: Rudy? Drown him.

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Mini: I have very high standards, I fall only for the most graceful‐

Rudy: *stumbles into room, knocking off a vase, and startling two cats*

Mini:

Mini: I want that one.

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Aiden, really drunk: Hey, Aru.

Aru: Hm?

Aiden: I really like you, wanna be my girlfriend?

Aru:

Aru: Aren't we married

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Aru: Nikita! What are you doing up?

Sheela: Yeah, you're not supposed to be out of bed because of your wounds!

Nikita: Calm down, Mini said all the bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be.

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Brynne: I've only known Hira for a day and a half

Brynne: But if anyone would try to hurt her

Brynne: I would kill everyone in this room then myself.

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Rudy: What if we make out

Mini: What if I beat the shit out of you

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Aru: Hey did you know I chewed and spat out poison ivy to make myself a vishakanya

Aiden, who was peacefully working: You. WHAT.

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Mini: Whoever spilled juice on my textbooks, come forward and all will be forgiven.

The Potatoes:  

Mini: Smart. You know I would never forgive you.

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Brynne with Hira: Oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous.

Brynne with everyone else: You fucking donkey.

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Yeah my life is so messed up rn.