JACK! ROSE!

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SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY'RE PLAYING "MY HEART WILL GO ON"

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED "JACK" THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING "ROSE" OMG

PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED

YOU DON'T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK

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