What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone, like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room, you find out your dad died last night. Several days later, you find out that for your entire life, your dad has been sneaking into your room while you slept and started sucking on your chest to make gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them, not for any sexual reason, but just so you would fit in. God bless you dad.
This is really fucking terrifying lmao why are you alive
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