I wish when attractive people make eye contact with me would make eye contact back and smile and do a little flirty eye bat because that's how all the good love stories start.
Instead, I avert my eyes like everyone's fucking Medusa
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HumorI CAN'T TAKE THIS LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE FRIDGE, YOU'RE COMING TO MY ROOM Jokes that may or may not make you laugh or smile at 2am
