I shall have 4 children
My first daughter shall be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom and I shall have it going on.
My first son shall be named Luke. Then my husband can say "Luke, I am your father".
My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get something for her, I shall proclaim "For Narnia!".
And my last son shall be named Sparta. Thus, when I introduce him, I shall announce "This is Sparta."
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