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Before you kiss a boy

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by exolmoonlight

by exolmoonlight

-grab his waist

-pull him closer to your body

-look into his eyes

-look at his lips while you are biting yours

-look back at his eyes again

-grab his face gentley

-then slowly lean in and whisper in his ear:

-"the lannisters send their regards"

-then stab him in the chest whilst his mother watches

It'll drive him crazy, I promise