My dick has a lot in common with the sun
Nobody likes directly looking at it?
It gives people cancer?
It rises at the crack of dawn?
It disappears at night?
Direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
It needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
Nobody will ever touch it?
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