Are you single?
No, I'm plural
I meant are you free this Friday?
No I'm fucking expensive
YOU ARE READING
Book Of Jokes
HumorI CAN'T TAKE THIS LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE FRIDGE, YOU'RE COMING TO MY ROOM Jokes that may or may not make you laugh or smile at 2am
Rejected!
Are you single?
No, I'm plural
I meant are you free this Friday?
No I'm fucking expensive