Happy Birthday!

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If you guys think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

No but seriously imagine it this way:

A small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

You must be fun at parties

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