This is not a joke per say, but this did happen to me when I was playing Mario Kart (Club going up on a Tuesday...sorry) and I just this funny.
*playing with a friend*
*passes me up while bumping me in the process*
*kart hits the wall*
Me: WHAT THE HELL?! I'M BABY MARIO WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Then she started to laugh uncontrollably so I took that chance to pass her up
Success!
___________________________________________________________________________
We were on a sugar high so after that, we were laughing are asses off. Yes, we're insane, but who gives a damn right? No? Okay...
*slowly back away into my crying corner*
YOU ARE READING
Book Of Jokes
HumorI CAN'T TAKE THIS LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE FRIDGE, YOU'RE COMING TO MY ROOM Jokes that may or may not make you laugh or smile at 2am