Mario Kart

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This is not a joke per say, but this did happen to me when I was playing Mario Kart (Club going up on a Tuesday...sorry) and I just this funny.

*playing with a friend*

*passes me up while bumping me in the process*

*kart hits the wall*

Me: WHAT THE HELL?! I'M BABY MARIO WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Then she started to laugh uncontrollably so I took that chance to pass her up

Success!

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We were on a sugar high so after that, we were laughing are asses off. Yes, we're insane, but who gives a damn right? No? Okay...

*slowly back away into my crying corner*

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