Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times.
That sounds exhausting, I'm sorry.
They killed then after they stabbed them 666 times? How does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?
Do you think any of then lost count?
"476, 477, 479... wait shit, Steve, I think I fucked up. Do I start over?"
Instead of doing all that work, couldn't they just have killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed then each six times? That would be much easier.
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