Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "my wife has terminal cancer"
What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? The holocaust
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck
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