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Eating- when there is nothing else to do

Siblings- reminder that your parents had a lot of sex

Bacon- the main reason you are not a vegetarian

Alcohol- a bitter fluid used to help white people dance

Single- a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

Slut- a woman with the morals of a man

K- This conversation is now over

Never Mind- you were too stupid to understand the first time, so I gave up trying to explain it

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I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE JOKES

IF YOU FIND SOME OF THESE JOKES OFFENSIVE THEN PLEASE WARN ME

I WILL STOP THE JOKES IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE

THAT IS ALL

I LOVE BACON

TODALOO

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